Judge — August 21, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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August 21, 1920 Snoppy-Quops No. 7 The Centaur-Field LTHOUGH it’s scarcely known at all The Greeks were awfully fond of ball. Just note with care This hybrid pair; Don't judge them by their faces. Their freak physique, So neo-greck, Is great for running bases. Each sunny day On top of And every fan Down to a man Comes out from the metropoiis. The more elite Can get a seat, But kids and hoi polloi, They climb up on The Parthenon And holler “Atterboy!” The score’s a tie— Just watch Al's eye, There's no such word for him as fail, With unconcern He gives a turn And dusts the plate off with his tail. He takes his stand, Spits on his hand, And swats a hot left-hander. It goes sky high, The fans all cry You know me, Alexander! Moral A little horse-play, on the side Will turn the trick, if well applied. “How Times Do Change!” By Freperice Moxon HE Beau of times Colonial And classic ceremonial, Practised in phrase euphonial From early morn to night, When in the close vicinity Of lovely femininity, Would call her “Dear Divinii And “Goddess of Delight But to our modem snappiness When secking lovers’ happiness, That sentimental sappiness Would fall completely flat! A fellow on the sandy beach Cuts out the cake-and-candy speech, With “Kiddo, you're some dandy peach!” And lets it go at that. No Sharing “Your club is very exclusive?” “Yep.” “Won't take in any new members?” “Not unless they got their own liquor.” Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters BSCRIPTION | OFFICES. off Meee das Fite Avenues SEW VORK won & Sons. Lid. Cannon He mcriber's old address as well as the new must be seat in with request for the change. Also ber appearing on the right hand side « Tt takes from ten days to two w Ente class Atal M 225 FifthAvenue JUDGE New York City EGYPTIAN . DEITIES “The Utmost in Cig arettes™ Plain End or Cok Tip culture and People refinement invariably PREFER. Deities toany other cigarette. i Hakers of the Higher Grade rk tend Egyptian Cigares in the Nrk Passion “Being married, you know what the love- light in a woman's eyes is.” “Yes, I was with my wife yesterday when she was looking at some fine hats in a shop window.” Drawn by Cuas. A. Heones woricat Review. THe Scoorerinc Craze Hits Namacutann comichooks.