Judge — August 21, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Henwax Parern JUDGE j i inclosed. The ¢ Ban Break received cach week. Reactionary Viciousness—" He 1 pushed me against the wall, he choked | me and KICKED MF IN THE MONTH OF May."—Reading (Pa.) Herald-Telegram. | (C.W, Lamm.) A Bump on the Feline—*Girl hurt | in head-on collision of street CAT and au- tomobile. Noise of crash heard for two blocks.” —Sunbury (Pa.) Daily. (Joseph G. Streamer.) — Nee Papa—“The father of the late Rev. A. W. Lightburne and Mrs. Light- burne was formerly Miss MARGARET Benson, pianist of the People’s Christian Church.”"—Wilmington (Del.) Morning News. (John Volkman.) Loud Colors—“They had with them on their parade their own flag, red, yel- green, with a lion roaring on one ‘cago Tribune. (Armand J. Smothered in the Mint—“Twelve Die in Casn in West Virginia.”—Mem- phis (Tenn.) Commercial Appeal. (Paul S. Stuart.) Some Murderers Are Hard to Satis- fy—" A fe ars AFTER BEING DEAD, Alexander, his only son, and his mother. the beautiful Roxane, were also SLAUGH- TERED.”—Boston Sunday — Advertiser (Irene Carney.) Cheap Fodder for Cows—“ Nego- tiations were entered into. By strewing the ground in front of him with HANDFULS OF AIR, DIPPED FROM HIs HAT, Chico Laatz enticed his bovine close enough to grab her by the ears.”—Atanta Ameri- (B. Hampton Ellington.) can Quizzical Police—“ Members of the South Bend Police Department spent a fruitless two hours Monday morning in qvizzinc John Harvath, of Kent@&ky Street, who was SHOT AND KILLED at Winklers Crossing.”—Goshen — (Ind.) News-Times. (Charles Morgan.) Too Demonstrative—“The ‘One Million Club’ has established head- quarters at 318 East Sixty-ninth Strect. Chief among its plans is a demonstration WEEK EACH DAY to be devoted to some particular phase of economy.”—New York Tribs (George Taggart.) A Catty Caption *Womay Gors To Tar Ortent” Evening Public Ledger. (Phil.) (Paul R. Jon. 23 1ys $1 euch for accepted BAD BREAKS clipped from newspapers, magazines or books. ted, must be furnished to show the bona fide nature of the BAD BREAK. ditor cannot enter into correspondence with contributors to this department. No rejected BAD BREAKS will be returned unless postage is Original clippings, with source Al prize of $5 will be paid for the best Where the Elephants Have a Pull— “Both are on their way to the most BARBARIC DENTISTS of Africa to venture into the mysteries of primitive existence.” —New Orleans States. (F. W. The Flivver Habit—“Louis Herman, 3°, and Clement D. Runyan, 32, Suc- cumb to Injuries; Former Was Hurt While Crankinc Street Car Here.” S. Louis Times. (Saul Gra inck) Brave Managers—" The Messrs. Shu- bert will PREVENT Avery Hopwood’s comedy entitled ‘Don’t Be Afraid.””— Brooklyn Standard Union. (E. Berko- wilt.) Women Are Doing Everything Now- adays—“Miss Ha Hull and Mrs. Wil- liam D. Taylor were united in marriage at Neodesha Sunday.”—Nowata (Okla.) Daily Star. (W. A. Estlin.) Unaware of Their Awareness “Miss Curtis was ill. The whole class Was UNCONSCIOUSLY AWARE of it.” Smith's Magazine. (Genevieve Dreher.) Reversed Her Engines —“ The steamer Toronto, which grounded tuts MORNING on the Point Frederick Shoal, was released LAST EVENING. She was un- damaged and left for Toronto at sup: NIGHT.” —Montreal Star (C.H. Massiah.) The Raised Hell—“The twin daughters of Mr. and Mrs. Ed Swanson celebrated their sixth birthday Thursday afternoon. Fifteen little Frrenps, all girls but two, came from De Kalb. and with the children from Sycamore made quite a party.”"—Sycamore (Lil) True Republican. (Miss C. W. Me