Judge — August 21, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Modern—“ You're quite up-to-date here; you've gota jazz band on the premises. “Oh, what you can hear is the lady on the top floor smashing some crockery over her husband's head, while the occupant of the flat beneath is having a little revolver Practice through the window at the cats.” —La Baionnette (Paris) Not Posted About Games—“ Docs your daughter play Mozart?” inquired the young man with gold-rimmed &lasses. “I believe she does,” answered Mrs, Sanders affably, “But I think she pre- fers bridge.” —Stray Stories -A small choir were I-known anthem, “As ter the water brooks.” stages The Trouble practicing the w the hart pants a The rendering of the was apparently not quite to the satis- faction of the gentleman who wielded the baton, He consider to tender som caused great consternation and not a little embarrassment among his little flock by the following announcement: “Gentlemen, your expression is sim- ply splendid, but the time is very poor really vour pants are far too long.” London Ideas. open ed it necessary, therefore. advice to the tenors, and Enough—‘“He's trying her ‘Eh “Poses as a judge.” “They ought to try voices with a jury of neighbors.” —Louisville Cow ier-Journa!, Too Early Birds Young Mrs. Manson (who is so intelligent, you know These ARE SUCH VERY SMALL rces! You MUST HAVE TAKEN THEM FROM THE HENS 100 soox!—Aarilaturen (Stock- “Fragrance on the Desert Air" Wastrep—The Bystander (London). VIRTIN Not Yet—Futher—Who sent you these flowers? Daughter—Oh, a certain young man. Father (slightly irritated) —Certain? No man is certain until you have him.— Houston Post. It Followed—When Aunt Helen kept company with a young lieutenant in the amy she prevailed on her ten-year-old nephew to wear a soldier overcoat. The 19 young lieutenant was succeeded by Scout Executive, and Bobby received a Boy Scout uniform, which he had to wear to please auntie. But the Boy Scout executive and Aunt Helen have disagreed, and Bobby has been much interested in knowing who will be his successor in winning Aunt Helen’s attentions. The other day he made a discovery, and came running in the house to tell mother about it. “Oh, mother,” he began, “you might as well get me a Prince Albert coat, a white vest and tie. Aunt Helen is begin- ning to warm up to the minister.” —Jndi- anapolis News.