Judge — August 7, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Not a Past Master A Real Hog for Art Irtist Fond of pictures? The Patron—My oath! "Ardy miss a night.—Sydney Bulletin The ever let's Vacation Plans w, wife, rough it. Go out in the wilds.” “Allright. Provided the pls ture show.”—Louisville Courier Journ ehas a pic al Point of View—Flathush—I sce by the papers that there is a great shortage of coal Bensonhurst—What of it? worse things than that There are 4 ” FRET YOURSELF, MY FRIEND, YOU What, f'rinstance? NEVER GeT past ste! —Na Ss i “Why, they say there is a great short ' age of moving-picture houses, and a Every Little Helps— Director —We t to furnish the world Yonkers Statesman. movement is on f with 10,000 more will buy your play, but quite a bit will have to be cut out a T new scenes written before we can use ii The Difference—* How is that writer Scribbler—What parts can you use? on scientific and hygienic subjects get Director—The title. —Film Fun. ting on?”” “Barely making a living: you see, he is Must Be Ill—*There goes a man whose wife doesn’t attend a movie show a month.” “Umph!” said Mr. Grumpson. “What do the doctors say is the matter with her?" —Birmingham Age- Herald. little better than a hack author,” “And how about the man who is writ- once ing popular moving-picture scenarios” “Oh, he’s making fortune; he's limousine author. Limore Imerican mpromising the Weather Man “Have you “Yes's BEEN TOUCHING THE BAROMETER, JANE It’s wy ston ovr, so I set iT FoR ‘FINE Plain Truth— He (after the quarrel) —Then what did you marry me for? She—Mother figured it up at the time and said it was for about a mil half, I think.—Boston Transcript. anda Better Stay in the Frying-Pan— “Lm having trouble in supporting my wife.” “You don't know what trouble is. Try not supporting her."— Kansas City Journal Not His Fault—Iillis—They say Kump tells his wife everything. Gillis—YVes, but it isn’t really his fault. He’s got to tell somebody, and you know there are no more bartenders.—Tow Topics Descent of Man—Litile Girl—Teacher said today that our ancestors away back were monkeys. Mother—You don't do believe that I don’t know much about it but [ told the teacher that maybe it wasn’t so far back either, ‘cause I beard dad say that you had made a monkey out of him.” York Post. Time to Go Home—A Fails Avenue man recently took his wife to call ona feminine friend. The husband in rocker and smoked while the two women rattled en ata terrific rate, discussing the neighbors, fashions, suffrage. gardens, cooking, va cation plans and social gossip. After his secend cigar the husband be- gan to yawn. He listened a few minutes more, then he broke up the mecting with the exclamation: “It is time to go home now, have started te repeat!” —Youngsimen Telegram. J sat a A Great Recipe—Rich Bachelor—My only ambition is to die poor. Married Friend—And have you picked out the girl vet?—Boston Globe. Her Come-Back— He—Now that we are married, dear, I feel qualified to tell you that you have a few little defects. She—Don’'t let them worry you, Clar ence. It was those little defects that kept me from getting a better man than you are!—Town T comicbooks.com