Judge — July 24, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Draven by Hexwas Pavwen JUDGE pays $1 each for accepted Bap Breaxs clipped from newspapers, mag must be furnished to shorw the bona fide nature of the BAD BREAK. ial already published as BAD Breaks will be consi editor cannot enter into correspondence with contributors to this department. Many mines priority of consideration. A_ prize of $5 will be paid for the best Bap Break rece indicate inclos: No mate This Week's Prize ‘‘Break”’ Contributed by Amos Barton “And Crook the Pregnant Hinges of the Knee” s Harding’s prospects at the Chicago Convention looked at that time far from bright, the following now very timely inter- iew was placed in cold storage, with its ultimate appearance in print, or relegation to oblivion, resting upon the knees of the pocs.”—New York World. The Still Hunt—“A. B. Hunt's wife and baby have gone to Hot Springs ror Mr. Hunt’s neattu.” The Magnolia (Ark.) News. (Marie Scirwab.) Purloined Molecules—“ Blaming fas- cination for cards for her plight, Mrs. Eva R. Gleason, widow of a Chicago banker, who is charged with the theft of GerMs and money from a woman in whose apartment she is alleged to have lost money at poker, told of the high stakes played for by a clique of women prominent socially in New York.”— Wichita (Kans.) Daily Eagle. (Maurine Leslie.) Probably Shot in the Temple— “The CHURCH WAS KILLED when the hour arrived. It was decided not to wait for the delayed party. Word of the accident Was not received until after the wedding breakfast."—Washington Times. (Cath- erine B. Cable. Too Presumptive—“ Prince Chao Fa Chrarabogs Phuvanarth, brother of the King of Siam and heir presumptive to the throne, died yesterday at Singapore from pneumonia. The reigning king was bors JANUARY ONF, NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE.”"— Daily Oklahoman (Ada, Okla.) (Cecil J. Mallory.) Condition, Not a Theory—“The many friends of Mrs. Thomas A. Davis who ptep Tuesday, were at her home at Ocean Beach, will be pleased to lear that her CONDITION HAS IMPROVED CON- SIDERABLY.”—New London (Conn.) graph. (Milton M. Parker.) Twixt the Tumtum and the Pocket —“ Although McCoy was struck several times in the FRACAs—and twice between the LUNCH COUNTER AND THE CASH REGIS- tER—he refused to serve as the receiving station for any more of Murphy's sopo- rific soaks.”"—New York Telegram. (Lewis Dewey.) Caked With Icing?—“ A large white wedding bell was suspended over the table and the wedding CAKES WERE PLACED UPON IT.”""—Quincy (Ill.) (Daily Herald. (Marguerite Behrensmeyer.) Take Your Choice—“The narrow planks of the deck underfoot were WHITE. They had been NEWLY PAINTED With fresh BLACK PAINT.”—Story “ Make or Break,” Popular Maga (UJ. C. Shevony.) Sheer Waggery—“ Smiling takes the place of thinking, just as WAGGING THE TAIL WITH A DC es the place of watch- fulness.” —Washington (D. C.) Times. (VJohn De Filippis.) 23 No rejected BAD BRE red, and no BAD BREA’ uplications are re zines or books. Original clippings, with source KS will be returned unless post ertisements are desired. sed, and the postmark deter- ed each week. Off on a Merry-Go-Round—“ Mrs, James W. Gerard of 1015 Fifth Avenue will leave today for Hawittox, Monr., to spend the summer with her mother in Purciase, N. Y."—The New York ning Post. (< a Pearse.) Very Grand Prix—“The Grand Prix y race of HALP A MILE.” —New York Globe. (W. FP. Whitbeck.) Florida Papers Please Copy—“ They have traced his movements at Patt Beach IN KENTUCKY, at the metropoli- tan race tracks, and around the midnight trotteries of this city."—N. Y. Globe. (Madeleine Mulford.) He Wins the Berries © Internat “One Berry For A Shortcake—Long Island’s strawberry crop has been a good one this summer and many large berries have been brought to the city market. The basket shown are filled with fruit which, the grower says, can make a short- cake out of any one terry in the lot.”’ —New York American (Jerry Pace).