Judge, 1920-07-17 · page 30 of 36
Judge — July 17, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor pieces** rather than political satire. The notable content includes: **"By Their Tongues Ye Shall Know Them"** — A quip about New York identity: someone asks if a person is a native New Yorker, the answer being "no—he hasn't a foreign accent." This satirizes the expectation that *real* New Yorkers speak with an accent, reflecting turn-of-century assumptions about immigrant populations dominating the city. **"Reflections by Violet Leroy"** — A poem humoring female vanity, particularly about women constantly powdering their noses—a mundane beauty ritual repeated throughout their day, presented as an amusing character trait that defines women's behavior across all social situations. **"Mr. Lazybones Takes Up Golf"** — An illustration with no visible caption; appears to be about an idle man on a motorcycle/sidecar (golfing reference unclear from visible text). **The remainder** consists of advertisements (Nature's Remedy laxative, Cortez Cigars, Hudson River Night Lines, Cuticura Soap) and subscription information—typical magazine filler of the era. The page has minimal serious political content.
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