Judge, 1920-07-10 · page 30 of 36
Judge — July 10, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **"Hair" by LaTouch Hancock** — a humorous poem satirizing men's various hairstyles. The author critiques excessive hair ("cottage thatch"), slicked-down greasy styles, stiff brushy hair, and fashionable curled styles—expressing preference for none of them while revealing he's bald himself. It's gentle social commentary on masculine grooming vanity and fashion trends. **The cartoon** (by C.W. Anderson) depicts a domestic scene where a man appears to be confessing something to a woman—likely related to the accompanying anecdote "He Knew," where a father threatens to "skin" his son if he swears in front of a visiting minister. The remainder consists of **period advertisements**: Mennen Kora-Konia powder (for heat rash), Boston Garter hosiery, Knickerbocker theatrical production, Hotel Wolcott, and Romeike's press clipping service. The overall tone is light, domestic humor aimed at early 20th-century readers concerned with grooming, fashion, and propriety.
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Keep the skin comfortable in hot weather and the rest of you will feel great. The acids of perspiration make the skin tender and the friction of interfering flest quickly rubs it raw. There is no misery quite so maddening as that of chafed skin in hot weather—and there is but one remedy that quickly and surely prevents or relieves that misery. Kora-Konia, dusted freely wherever you chafe, will positively prevent skin irritation. It quickly heals raw spots. Perspiration does not readily wash it away for Kora-Konia is adhesive and moisture-resisting. Kora-Konia is a highly medicated powder containing ingredients of recognized curative value. It is wonderful for baby's diaper or teething rash. Send 10 cents for a generous sample. One application on raw skin or sunburn will con- vince—you will never again be without Kora- Konia in weather. A larve box costs S0c Tee Mennen Company 364 CENTRAL AVENUE Newarn, 1.J.USA. © pd Laboratories New Jersey Sales A grat in Ca jarold F, Ritchie & Co., Limited, Toronto, Oot. MENNEN KORA- KONIA Relieves Skin Distress treal, Quebec By LaTovcur Hancock few rejoice at being spare, But few men care to talk about Their hai There are, I notice, men who wear An unkempt mass upon their pate, Thick as a cottage thatch—that hair T hate! There are, upon the other hand, Some plastered polls with wash besprent, But I myself can never stand The scent! The stuff that stands on end I tind I view with equal lack of gush; It looks to me a meagre k Of brush! ed the nut of ancient Gaul I never yet ad Cropped a la m It scems the most unkine OF all? Drawn by ©. W, ANoRnson I do not like the bardic style These are the men who should be shot— While curly fellows make me smile Alot! And as for me I’m, in the homely I lost my hair some seasons back— I'm bald! He Knew “Ah! Who knows what a little lad like that one really thinks?” musingly asked the Pre- siding Elder. “I do,” replied Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., “but I told him if he cussed ary time while you were here, I'd skin him alive 30 folks are proud because they're stout, Quality First Boston Garter z= GEORGE FROST CO.. BOSTON. MAKERS OF Velvet Grip Hose Supporters for Women, Misses and Children. INTEREST. KNICKERBOCKER "'syirewas'teg HENRY W. SAVAGE THE CAPE CoD C HAVINGS From Jessen ©. Linrsin's Novel. “Line golng cas summer vacation’ oN. ¥7 World HOTEL WOLCOT Very desiraple for women traveling alone pur friends, of a: “up-to-date,” Terms $7.50 for t ‘ T Thirty-First Street, by Fifth Avenue, New York | ————— —— | ROMEIKE?’S PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU We will send you all news clippings which may appear about you. ject on which you may want to paper or periodical of importance in the United urope is searched. ch HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh p