Judge — July 10, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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fy AOR Warn Bucs DW IS YOUR GAKDEN FKOGKESS Scientist—Horticerteraniy, tts VERY Poor. BIOLOGICALLY, IT'S A DREAM The B-Line of Evolution By Vasxce C. Criss HERE was atime,” says Professor A, Addle Pate, “when men chose as their ruler the fellow who could wield the largest club to the greatest detriment of the most heads.“ candidate for public office needed only thre qualitications—but he necded them all. A strong body, a stout heart, and a tough skull were absolutely essential for success in a primitive primary or a clan convention. ‘That was the age of Brawn. “Then came an age when the single qualiti cation was a man’s ability to make others think he had qualifications. In one corner of the City Hall stood a war club the mayor couldn't lift, and the chief of police went about his busi ness with an inward fear and an outward frown ‘That was the age of Bluff “Next came a period when people insisted on a leader who could lead. [t was no longer necessary for the sheriff to hold the heavy weight championship, and the city attorney was chosen for some reason other than that he looked like a lay Brain. ‘But, nowadays. The governor doesn’t have to be an all-American fullback in dis guise, the city physician needn't look like a doctor, and the state’s attorney isn’t required to know anything. It’s the man who can smile the oftenest, shake hands the longest, promise the most, and say the least, who pilots our political destinies. Verily. this is the age of Bull ver. That was the age of 2. PRANK OTNANG fl | LON GWE AR 8 MATERIALS OF ENDURING ist STRENGTH AND WORKMA: SHIP OF SCRUPULOUS CARE MAKE BYVD WEAR FAR BEYOND WHAT IT IS FAIR TO EXPECT NO UNDERWEAR IS BVD WITHOUT THIS RED WOVEN LABEL MADE FOR THE CEES EEERERS H | | i | BEST RETAIL TRADE. | Te ang OC os orgs cere THE BVD COMPANY | N ew yorrn I Orthographic During the Jewish Passover, Micky Dono van, who lived in a neighborhood inhabited by people whose ancestors crossed the Red Sea without getting their feet wet, attended, on sufferance, several feasts at the homes of his | young Semitic friends. ‘The memory was still strong in him when, a few days later, the teacher called upon him to give a sentence con ning the word “judicious.” “L like gefillte fish an’ motzers,"” Micky rox proudly to the occasion, “an? all udder Jew dishes.” Except The uplift movement wins my praises And never do I think it wrong, Except when a mean tenor raises That strident voice of his in song. Drawn by Ganoxen Cominc in ox a “Swei’