Judge, 1920-07-03 · page 34 of 36
Judge — July 3, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine contains several unrelated satirical items typical of early 20th-century humor publications. **"Wall-Nuts" by James Montgomery Flagg** is an advertisement for an art print depicting a character labeled "Snoopy-quops"—a cartoon figure in striped clothing doing something with his feet, sold as a framed picture. **"Old Dear"** is a humorous poem about the magnetic attraction of an old horse, using crude rhyming to mock sentimental notions of animals. **"The Boatswain's Plight"** tells a comedic naval anecdote: a ship's captain learns his boatswain married a woman in the saloon, causing the captain to frantically order the crew to "man overboard," confusing the situation. **"The Car You Can Get at a Bargain"** is a joke cartoon about a used car—the engine is new but the body is worthless, mocking shabby automobile sales practices. The page also contains period advertisements and advice columns typical of satirical magazines of this era.
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