Judge — July 3, 1920 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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july 3, 1920 “SHALL WE GOIN AND SEE THIS ComEDY?” “No, LET'S GO AND SEE A FIVE-REEL TRAGEDY WANT TO BE AMUSED.” Under and Over the Bed Ry Kirry Parsons HE scene is laid in a pink and white bed- room. As the curtain rises on Act 7 man enters the room under the influence of fermented grape-juice, and staggers to the bed. ‘The heroine enters and seeing the strange man in bed screams for help. The man jumps out of bed and she jumps into it. This is repeated with slight variations till the end of the act. At the beginning of Act 2, cook complains to the heroine because her room is small and dark, and naturally the heroine agrees to change with her at once. Cook reclines upon now vacant bed. Husband enters and prepares to retire. Js half in bed when he is spied by cook who springs out of bed and rushes to window to all for help. Husband gets under bed as wife enters. Policeman enters through window and wife crawls under bed, too. They continue to jump in and out and under the bed till the end of Act 2. There is now no one in the cast who has not been in and under the bed at least half a dozen times. When the curtain rises on Act 3, the Home policeman is lying on the bed with his head tied up in a towel. Wife enters and thinking he is her husband, climbs in beside him. Husband now springs. from beneath the bed and pulls wife out by the hair. Cook enters and seeing policeman in bed, fears his reputatior is ruined and bursts into sobs. Police- man clasps cook in arms and husband drags wife from beneath sofa where she has gone for a change of air, and every one is reunited. Curtain falls with all the cast sitting on the edge of the bed and no one under it. A La Mode Iwasa modern wedding. By mutual agreement he was to sce her every four years. They were then to mect at break fast. The years had quietly passe, and it was again time for another re- union over the bacon and eggs. To get the number in time, she tele phoned him a day ahead. After. much explanation she con- vinced him that it was his wife speak- ing, and that it was again time for him to see her. “1 cannot,” said he; “I have heard 1 from good authority that another has come into your life.” “Another, another!” she gasped. “Why who can it be; I know of no other.” “Some person named Fred,” came his reply “Fred, Fred! Why you silly thing, he is our three-year-old son.” A Superhuman 1am not an optimist, yet nothing ever worries me. As I sit by my window watching the rain falling ceaselessly, I do not stop to think of the multitudes of people who are out in that cold and nasty weather; I do not stop to think of the misery the prohibition amendment must have cost them. I am positively ignorant on the subject of the League of Nations, and I do not know why France objects to a large German army. The formation of a third party by Hiram Johnson bothers me not at all, and I do not care how or why they select our next president. The fact that women’s skirts are to be shorter than those they wore in 1917 interests me not a particle. Carranza and Obregon are strangers, is where the heart is. And Flowers are i the language of the heart. Let their © beauty and fragrance add new charm to every room. You can * Say it with Flowers” —a thousand miles away in an hour thrvugh the Floriste’ Telegraph Delivery Association Science Has Discovered How to End Gray Hair For years science has sought a way of restoring gray halr to its natural color. Now that way ts fourd. And women no longer — hesita For simply by comb: ing this clear, pure. colorless liquid through your halr, in from 4 to ¥& days every gray hatr is gone. G Ne [ary T, Goldinany Scientific Hair Color Restorer Make This Test Send in the coupon. Mark on It the exact or of your hair, it will bring you : this remarkable halr cc our spectal comb. it_on a lock of your hair. Note the - And how It differs from oid \e Send tn the coupon now MARY T. GOLD” jdman Bldg. St. Paul, Minn, Accept no Imitations—Sold by Drugvists Everywhere Po Seeonwnennensy © mary ¥. Gotdman, 1917 Gohémen Bite St, Pont Aten, ' 4“ Flease enc me your free tral botue of Mary T. 8 Gokiman's Hair Color Restorer with § 1 am not obligated in any way by { offer. The natural color of my hair ts black. jet black...... dark brown, medium brow light brown FOR _g MEN OF BRAINS IGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— and the name of Burleson holds nothing for my life. Financial crashes. radicalism, wars Drawn by Preane: Antiuce Tue Dancer or Missixc tue Mau Bac by Ainpiase strikes and the high cost of living hold no terror for me. It is a wonderful world and a pleasure to be alive. What makes me so happy? Tomorrow is my birthday and I will be five years old Too Busy “Do you find those new golf balls the same as your old ones?” “My caddy myself.” ; 1 never look for them