Judge — June 19, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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A Real Test who are his real frie “Very easily. They lend him money.” —Baltimore American. How can a man know are the ones who I want to get back to ” remarked Other Days the good old tifty-fifty days, the reminiscent person, “What do you me; days?” by ‘fifty-fifty” “The days when there was twice fifty cents’ worth in every dollar.”—IWashing ton Star At the Races—* Don't lean on me dear, or they will charge you with Luxur Tax for doing it.” —JSugend (Munich Old Stuff How much did you pay that Y Unsettled it of clothes: Forty dollars.” unsettled state, ni “Forty dollars! For Heaven's sake “They surely a man, where can you get asuit like that for me. How about forty dollars? been owing us f “T don’t know, nowadays. [ bought — Itr this eight vears .. <9. Detroit Free Press. Detroit Free Pres or anywhen These are the things that will count—a you are not afraid to show them out, good and plain And don’t forget that while only a few of us may else. woome soaring ¢ of us is obliged to be a mud-turtle r | SHERE is one gentleman who can help an awful lot in the at task. At present writing we do not know wh is but the gentle reader will know by the time this reaches the gentle reader's eye. It will readily be guessed that the reference is to the nominee the Republican convention at Chicago. Unless there is some miraculous and apparently im- possible asininity in the choice, it scems inevitable that the zo nomination should be the person who receives the Chi next President. From all those who as we print, are industriously running around not dodging the nomination, it should be perfectly easy “Things are in a terribly waday’s, aren't they?” re, tha or several mo ight help a little if you'd settle that Ww In Terms of Art— At a dinner in New York, James Montgomery Flagg, th clever artist, told this story to illustrate the influence the artistic phere: “You can’t escape the artistic atmos- phere, Even my cook cannot escape it. She came into the studio today, and sa “About the potatoes for lunch, sir—will you have them in their jockets er in the Truth Secker of atmos- nood?" No Room for Doubt ‘Is that pic- ture a sunrise or a sunset? “Sunset. I knew the artist. He never got up early enough in the morn- paint a —Washington to sunrise Star A Vital Difference —* What? thousand marks for the frame? dearer than the picture.” “Yes, but the frame was made by a trade union workman and the picture was painted by a mere artist.”—Jugend (Munich Tw That is nd that reminds t little bill you've hs now? to choose one for the agreeable task of pulling the Wilsonism, the un-American League of Nations and the odorif crous remains of the long continued orgy of tax plundering Whichever one is chosen should spend « good part of his time between this and next Marck asking for strength to accomplish the biggest job of cleaning that has fallen to a President since this country started in business. If the non ation shall have fallen to a business ma Even otherwise ther will be especial cause for congratulation will ce in the business ‘brains of the Republican party to redeem us from the Wilson combination of amateurism We are sadly in need of real guidance and action matters and in our foreign affai ability would be r pmacy or statesman be contider and piracy. in domestic though for the next few years financi: helpful in curing things than either diy ship. wre comicbooks.com