Judge — June 5, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Two Million Motor Cars Will Not Be Enough MILLION persons who w A: ill be d ointed yea this wheels and a Consequently, some of the two buyers who think then . be ly disillusioned, n experience of a few millic elves * may afte months with their new cars. Don’t buy the Motor De Weexkry help you with its unbiased 3 free of charge. car must represent a wise investment as well as a reliable vehicle of trans- portation Fill out the following coupon in detail and mail to | LESLIE'S WEEKLY 225 Fifth Avenue, New York, N. Y. “any” car. Let of Lesute’s expert, Your just rtment ice, COUPON Harotp W. Stavsox, MLE. Manager, Motor Departn Lestie’s Weexty’ New York City 225 Fifth Avenue I am ¢ car to cost about and am interest one of the make) ) My requirements for a car are as fol- ; self d cared for by ‘ ‘ chauffeur er cehich vould be car g cars of approximatel: interested are my territory: Please advise me as to the car best suited to my requirements. Name Address Answers to Ge puld vou take with a What three th HATEVER else one should take, it seems to be the consensus of opinion ‘ely heard of him?) that one withe 1 file of Judge But we have so many Hatterers in that linc that we must turn to another solution FIRST PRIZE a. An airplan 2. Ga. 1 H. J. Ors Tulsa, Oklahoma He, in fact, with the indefatigable F. 7 Pitzer, of Jersey City, who suggests a boat and two oars, seems to be the only one who Mr. Pitzer, however, su es to escape. other methods as, “I'd take rst, 2nd « get ‘off’ more ¢ most Of those willing to accept their fate choose “a jr in some form of wine, woman and The most literal-minded — realists knives, hatchets, guns, fish-hooks, rop. and burning-glasses; while the idealists prefer some such combination as Kenneth Under wood’s of Plainfield, N. Jr. My landlord. 1 shovel. Grocers, butchers Mothers-in-law had also with Probloid 2. An Prohibitionists and better avoid being marooned arians. Frank G Va. Davis, of Richmond. believes Mrs. Murphy’s Family S." said Mrs. Murphy with pride and with never a bit of brogue, “my family Pat is a laundry Dan is has certainly turned out well vecialist, Mike is a tonsorial artist mber and Tim is an agriculturist “Did the git!s do as well? “Indeed and they did. Kathleen is married toa landscape gardener, Bridget is married to ¢ street car expert, and Eileen Mother's Helper at twenty dollars » week, with board and is a room and she every Sunday and two after eck Larry Larry cach ¥ one?” could ctly the your in spite of in wastir and ars in’ getting ar f es his folly but the a little and he carries messages on Saturday for the tele graph company. You know every family has its black sheep.” is too late y a college him family helps Spring Symptoms Dart A million buds now burgeon forth, The beautcous buds and bonny, Like measles on his sister’s hide And boils on little Johnny. By Texsysox J u Probloid No. 11 Drawn by Dossun Me Ker ; JUDGE tr Be if you were to be that if the wreckee is a woman, only one thir will sufiice, for * oman can do anythin the world rp Miss Floyd Su mey, of Abingdon, Va., however, thinks differ ently Ln e-man 1 gun d) and un axe (sharp)” constitute her equipment No one is more frank and honest than thi W. HE. Partridge gentleman, who hails Minneapolis, Minn. He wants “17. Matche 2. Gun with ammunition. 3. A good-looki: girl for com, ship.” Oh! Oh! Oh! Really I almost awarded him the prize. The more literarily inclined select Bible Plutarch’s Lives, Mark T n. Robin Crusoe, Swiss Family Ditto. 1 the Sears & Roebuck catalogue, from which you can get anything you want And lastly there are the epicurious volup- Three of these sybarites I Task you. When you go t bed tenight, pray for them; and imagin them, happy in their island home—Frank E Bunce of Wichita, Kan., with his Suit of tuaries. cannot resist quoting. pajamas. 2. Wrist watch. 3. Bamboo cane Nearby, we find old W. Bailey of Jones- hn Ark., contented with his “7. Dress suit Bottle of hair to Judge.” And on another Eveless Paradise roams Cecil Smith from Toronto, Ont., revelling in hing-suit. 3. A vacusni antities of booze shipped to that poor unfortunate Isle, | dare not speak It is too awful! amo!” “Promise me you won't look.” comicbooks.com