Judge — June 5, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Weaaas Pauwe Digest of the World AUTOS asily Satisfied-—"This automobile salesman impressed me as a talker.” “But [needed an interpreter potential purchaser “Why so?” “He must have graduated from a tech- al school. [don’t want to know the scientific name of every part of an I just want to know how smooth * said the automobile well the v what the aggregate is going to cost m Birmingham Age- Herald. 1s parts work together ¢ Identified —Doctor I bought a yesterday Friend —What sort is it—Daimler, Austin, Sunbeam, Omax, Simplex? Doctor—No, but | it starts with T, Friend —Oh start with petrol know it’s a Ford, all the others London Telegraph Proved His Case—RKedd—I hear you were haled to court for speeding? Greene—So | was. “What do you think of the j “No much. He's a plagiarist “What makes you think that?” “Why, he said $1o or ten days.” “Well?” “Why, that’s just what the judge said that [ was before last week!" —Voukers Statesman A Sign of the Times—*Have you bought a car?” Why, no,” answered Mr. Fewscads. “Why do you ask?” “T noticed a smart coupé standin front of your door Monday morning.” “A laundress condescended to call for our clothes.” —Birm Herald. Precious Liquid—*Gasoline con linues to smell worse.” “T'm glad o ” declared Mr. Chug. gins. “If the odor were made agrecable they'd proceed immediately to. charge perfumery prices.”— Washington Star A Close Observer—" That fellow seems to be an expert repair mar.” “His knowledge of uncanny,” said the citizen who is living beyond his means “Sometimes when he looks at my car how much Birming- automobiles is T suspect he knows exactly a month I'm paying on it.” ham Age- Herald. A Matter of Form Mildred: sharks? Mayse—Heavens, no! 1 never even f Ss (Austr, Do you ever go out as ar as the —Mrs. Witherby—Have I'm going down town Chicken Feed you any chan to buy some groceries. Witherby—Here are some $100 bills. They are all the small change I happen to have.—Boston Transcript He Understood —Gray— Does Brown understand the purchasing power of a sovereign? White—Yes is the purchasing power of his wife— London Telegraph what troubles him most hear what Considerate—Her — Father—1 you've been looking up my rating for? Her Suitor be the right sort of son-in-law for you —Boston Transcript T wanted to see if I should Depends on Viewpoint—The Ameri can dollar looks as big asa cartwheel to a German, a Frenchman or even an Englishman, but it looks to be about the size of a pre-war dime to the average American.—Birmingham Age- Herald. He Had the Dough—WMr. Blinks— Here's 5 millinery bill I've just paid, another that and his money soon part Mrs. Blinks—L know, dear, but just think how fortunate it is that you are one of those who have money.—Boston Tran- script. instance a fool That Modern Parasite—“ Your friend seems to improve on acquaintance.” “He improves financially, if that’ what you mean. Every time he meets me he generally manages to borrow a soverei Careta (Rio de Janeiro). comicbooks.com