Judge — May 29, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Draen by ews Poicee B JUDGE pays $1 « icated, must be furnished to Nom ready publi boi ot inclosed. editor ¢ termines priority of consideration The Naval Cootie—" Most of them have pledged part of the difference be tween the middy Louse and georgette waists to aid the war orphans and de pendent adults in Serbia." —New York sening World. A Decorous Spender—“One of our popular young men went to Springfield DECENTLY to spend Sunday evening and on his arrival there found that he could not get @ train back until three o'clock Monday morning.”—Alton (I1.) Daily Times Another Fluke—“ Prince of Wiiatis to Hold Reception in San Diego.” Heading in New Orleans Item Love Laughs at Locks Myths There wasa subdued sparkle about Mac as he faced Veva—in his eyes—and the curve of A MISCHIEVOUS SMILE, EVEN IN WIS AUBURN HAIR.” nal. No Jinx for Her—* Mrs. Knapp, who is seventy years of age, was struck by a West Shore train, about two months ago. and suffered three broken ribs. She is KEMARKABLY FORTUNATE for a lady of ne Cannot Wither Her—" Miss Fite graduated from Vassar in EIGHTEEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN and is a young lady of unusual personal charm and brilliancy.”—Tampa (Fla.) Daily Times Heavy Clothing—"A\ boy about fifteen years old, clad in overalls AND A KIG BAY SADDLE. HORSE, With a white off- hind leg, are —Boston Dail ily Post. missin A D cepted Bap Breaks clipped from newspr 1 fide nature of th shed as BAD BREAKS & enter into correspondence with con A prise of $5 + Duran Ste] tS BREAKS Bap Break. thuters to tepartment The Burden of Art—" Marie Wal- camp carRirp her leading man. Harland Tucker, while taking pictures in Japan.” Boston Tr All Right, We'll Wait for It— Reduction Income Tax Till id (Ore) Telegram. After A Difficult Situation —" If the young farmer keeps on coming to town,” Super- visor Gilson concluded, “you city fellows will be stTTING AROUND ON EMPTY stomacus.”—Adrian (Mich.) Daily Tele- ram Home, Feet, Home—“With a crash that shook the neighborhood approxi- mately ‘soo feet of the West Garfield Street wooden bridge over the shores of Puget Sound around Magnolia bluff, collapsed today, narrowly missing carry- ing down one Home and two pedestrians WHO HAD JUST CROSSED OVER the struc- Aberdeen (Wash.) Daily World. ture.””- Addition and Distraction—* One of the recent arrivals from England is Fred ks. one time featherweight champion Jacks defeated Tancy Lee, who once de: feated Jimmy Wilde. Jacks is said to be a second Apprti1on of Jem Driscoll. He weighs FOURTEEN PoUNDS and is ready to tackle any one weighing under 130 pounds.” —Voungstown (Ohio) Telegram Ring Up Tiffany—“The turtle’s trav- els would be limited to our little group of planets, this earth, fiery Mars with the canals, VENUS WITH HER WONDERFUL RINGS, gigantic Jupiter with his many, many moons, distant Neptune and the rest.” (Editorial Section) San Franci. Examiner. 2 ines or books rejected BAD Breaks will be returned wiless postage is be considered, and no BAD Breaks in advertisements are desired. Many duplications are rece ill be paid for the best BAD BREAK accepted. ith source Original clippings, The ievd. und the postmark de« Same Kind as Yours—’ of respect for the former hea the great wire system, service on all ieLL telephones in the country was suspended for a period of one minute at 11 o'clock. eastern standard time.” —Memphis Com- mercial Appeal. The Felicity of Authorship—“ Kixc Elizabeth was even more felicitous. She called him a little dear.”—Munsey’s Magazine ° No Chance to Expose a Bald Man— “Only please wish the right husband. I couldn’t BARE him if he was bald or had a that sat propped on a double Wolfeboro (No HL). Granite face chin—” State N. Thinking It Was the Dragon?— J.R. McCullough, a compositor in the Government Printing Office, a letter from whom was recovered from Thomas W. Simpkinson Shelley, wo | suor st GEORGE'S CHURCH IN NEW YORK CITY today, said to the New York Times cor respondent tonight that he had only known Shelley for several months during the latter part of 1o19.”"—New York Times. Hey! Wait a Minute!—‘ The girl’s parents THREE IN NUMBER, objected to her marriage to the young horseman whom she met several months ago when he was exhibiting some blooded stock here.” —New York American. A Maestro Furioso—* Tuesday night a male quartette delighted a large audi- ence, one of its members being an excellent pianist WITH HANDS, FERT AND HEAD.” —Ainston (N.C) News comicbooks.com