Judge — May 22, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Stretching Rubber The firemen after laying Two MILEs of hose to the near est hydrant, TWO BLOCKS away, succeeded in subduing the fire.”—Benton Harbor News-Palladium Assisting the Dead Heads—*Inci dental dances by Rosina Galli, premiere danseuse; Giuseppi Bonfiglio and Corrst be BaLLer.”—Metropolitan Opera Hous: Programme Our Loose Nation—* Considerable interest is being taken by all Insurance Federations in the Insurance Division of the Chamber of Commerce of the uNTIED States of America.” —Federation N Fortune's Weal and Woe The re: cent campaign against GAMBLING BY CITY orriciats is being continued by Sheriff William C. Oldt, according to orders issued Wednesday.""—Davton (Ohio) Her wd. Under a Bovine Bower The mar RIAGE COWS Were received by Rev Blosser, pastor of the bride at his home on Lawn Avenue. The couple was unat tended.” —Blufiton (Ohio) News Tick, Tock The men met on a dark strect and IN A FEW HOURS of each other.” —Ogden Standard-Examiner And Masticates the Office Safe There seems no family life in America When the family is not at a restaurant the father CHEWS CIGARS AND TELE puones.”’—Literary Digest An Odor of Sank-tity—" Five of the bluejackets from the New Mexico were rowing in the punt when it was swamPeD BY SMELLS from a passing fishing smack.” Seattle Star Raising Cain's Right Bower —" The weekly meeting of the euchre club was ut Mrs. Long's last Thursday.” ‘mira Telegram. Marion Hamlet to Mackay ter Hampden in Hamlet. by Percy Mackaye wir Grorcr Max 1oN AND Company or Sixty.” —Metro politan Guide. John Bailey, who “painlessly” removes molars (CEPS FROM THE MOUTHS of sundry colored people down in Columbus, and makes erstwhile useless teeth as good as new, is busier than the traditional cat, boosting Wood — sentiment.””—Cleveland Advocate A Strong Arm Artist Dr. Frontispiece Mustrations dome of his assailants appeared before Magis. trate Fugass, in Center Avenue court today, WITH THEIR HEADS AND FACES.” shurch ( Pa.) Press The Fighting First" Mr. Miller's marriage to the sister of his present wife was dissolved by his rtst wife’s death.” Mr. Vernon (Ind) D, at A Man's n for At Thac—"At the Carnegie home it was said that the iamily has the highest regard for Mr Miller as a MAN. At the Miller home No. 960 Park Avenue, a SIMILAR OPINION is held regarding Miss Carnegie.” York World Ba: of Industrial) Unresc Mr Martin said something about Frank being @ WELL DONE AND PAITHFUL SERVANT.” Wolfehore (N. HA) Granite State News bbing a Classic “Philip risen again, and was walking BACKWAR and forward impatiently.” —From ° Thi MGI on the Floss” —George Eliot The Steadfast Invalid—" David Bennett remains about the same; not much IMPROVEMENT in his case of sick Ness EITHER Way.” Granite State (NH) Carefree Anatomy * Ealward. twelve-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. John Schwartz, 36 Harvard Street, broke his right leg between the KNEE and the SHOULDER yesterday.” —Marthore ( Mass.) Daily Enter prise Those New Labor Union Laws Those working for a year in a shop must get ONE YEAR VACATION. Those working irs and more must get two w ar.” —New Vork Justice two ¥ Shoulder Arms! “There was Jerry with a gun over ki shoulder and Nig barking at his side. —Nee York New 2 Half-Seas Over Editor Hudson Observer Dear Sir—Please tell me where the U.S. S. Wanda is and if there is such a ship? There is no ship named Wanda, but there is a vessel called Wanja, a swissisit ship. She was reported as LEAKING At wut on February to.—Ed.—Hohoken N.S.) Observer Footprints on the Sands of Rhine She sces its armies helpless before the hated French forces and she, sees the sicred soil of the Fatherland pecoraTeD by the tread of conquerors.” —Toledo Ohio) Blade Telephonitis—" A postal card from Fred Eagle, of Catasauqua, to his father: in-law L. O. J. Strauss, of South First Street, tells that he has fully RECOVERED FROM A TELEPHONE © recently, and s back again on. the Lei Pa.) Ezening Leader Hidden Treasure—" Lee Gaumer has purchased three tine building lots on the Heights and will soon START DIGGING FOR A HANDSOME RESIDENCE.” Lehighton (Pad Press The Miracle Child \ pale litte girl with withered limbs watkep down the stairs IN THE ARMS OF IER MOTHER ind both were smiling. tho both had left chancel in tears.” —Cincinnati Post Why the Landlord Went Mad— “The tenant complained that the land lady had Rratsep his rent from $28 to $ a month.” —New York Times After the Social Battle" The home of Mrs. John G. Ellis was the itosprrar scene last Friday afternoon from three to six of a reception in honor of Mrs. George Gregory Warrenton (N.C) Warren Record Fitting the Action to the Walk— “Net more than one person shall parade in one Union Suit at one and the same time in any club demonstration.” — York Esening Globe Jazztinction—*The dance program will include all the ances, as well as some of the MODERN ones.” —€ Vews and Graphic reemecich The Sealy Thing!—* He asserted that Germany had pounded a MAILED FISH upon the table and declared that disarma- ment was one subject which would not be Paris (Texas) Morning News. discussed.” comicbooks.com