Judge — May 22, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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eS ae Se TE) Drowa by Heawas Poiex B A D BR E JUDGE pays $1 ¢ indicated, must be furnished to show the bona fide nature of the BAD Break inclosed. No material already published as BAD Breaks will be considered, editor not enter into correspondence with contributors to this department. dupli d the postmark determines priority of considerat ions are receive The Hypocrisy of Billiard Tables “None the less, the poorest hotel room looks like the royal suite to a man who has spent the night in an attempt to locate the soft spots in a@ BILLIARD-TABLE FOP WITH AN ANGULAR AND PROTUBERANT Saturday Evening Post. Something Doing All Along the Line—“The brick cottage built by the Rose Station from Bankstown at 7.23 this morning was delayed eight minutes. A baby was born on board, and the train had to be held up wh cials called mother.”"—Swiney HP BONE.” assistance for the (Australia) Sun A Waste of Food As the charming actress approached the theatre entrance the hired desperado hurled the BANQUET her face.”"—Philadelphia Inquirer Smearing Her Affirmation —° Mrs Bleyer, her TRIFLING — French BLURRED by tears, said today she will not ir attend the inquest.”—Kansas City Star aceent voice sank to a my lord is Heavy Tones His STONELESS WHISPER N dead." — Pearson's Maga The Cold Wind Made Them Blue lhe Young Ladies’ Auxiliary marched in the parade and there was thirty of them. Their uniforms consisted of A NARROW BLUP SASH.” ten (Ga.) The Missing Slink—° There w other r¢ laughter—feebly suppressed by a judicial frown—and I SLANK away Strand Ma, annihilated tine Sand in His Pipes—* Charlie Doom brown buried his head in his arms and gritted his palate.” — Wichita Daily Reacon The Glass of Fashion—“ Fred's hair is turning gray, he dresses neatly and prosperous in his huge Vorway (Me tortoise-bowed glasses.” Idvertiser W-h- at the I Rig Pull” t?—" Mrs. Mary Dealy Died yme of © A Little Engine With a Useful Tome—" Ax ob HOOK owned Moberly (Mo.\) Democrat by Thomas Joselyn was a surveyor in Buckfield in 1705." —Norway (Me) Ad. rertiser All in All—" The James Cunningham children have ALL, BABY AND ALL, had THE MUMPS, MEASLES OR WHOOP-COUGH, I've forgotten which, but it WASN’T ALL three better.” (Neh. The Board of to erect us a Tall Young Texans Education has resolved building large enough to accommodate seven hundred students THRER sToRIFS mien.” —Wichita Eagt and they are Sumner Vew A Dangerous “Empty” —" The body of Papalardo was found by the police in an upright position in a chair, clutching an EMPTY revolver, WITH TWELVE BUL LETS IN 17." —Cin You Know the Kind— Weaver re marked to one of the plaintiffs concerning the other, ‘What a beautiful mother HF would make! Providence Bulletin. ati Enguirer n h for wccepted BAD Breans clipped from newspapers, magazines or books. No rejected Bap Breaks will be returned unless postage is no BAD BREAKS in ado Mere typographical mishaps are not considered. ‘on. Cheques for BAD BREAKS are sent upon acceptance. A K S Original clippings, with source rtisements are desired. The Many No Milk in this Cocoanut—* The agitated husband spoke FREELY of what he knew concerning the ¢ which was NOTHING.” —Los Angeles Examiner The Roaring Paw-ties—* * Turn him out, I say!’ roared the two - fingered right hand of the dictator.”—Chicage Tribune A Calumnious Auto—*Funnybone Hit When Auto Runs Down Lady's Ankle.”"—Heading in rwport Herald. Bad News at Hand—* Mrs. Suc Gray Dunnington of Columbia will regret to HEAR of HER illness at St. Thomas hospital."—Nashville Banner. Announcing Their Bigamy—“ Mel rose GIRLS to Wed 26th Division Man.” Heading in Boston American. Post - Mortempestuous — “ Ogden Young Woman Fires Three Shots in le with stan MAN.”—Heading in ¢ Tribune Medical Enterprise—" Mrs. (Ri Durrant was taken to Hotel Dicu Tues- day for treatment and operations, and they expect to DOUBLE LAST YEAR’S OUT- put.”’—Amhersthurg (Ont.) Echo. Where the Family Man Carries His Trouble—"Dana Eldridge has moved his family BACK ON THE NECK, Mrs. Eldridge’s health is not very good and her mother, Mrs. Abbie Wiggin, is quite low.” —Wolfeboro (N. H.) Granite State News. comicbooks.com