Judge — May 22, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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y—" Morning, stranger,” be- gan the talkative party as he settled him- self in the only vacant half-seat in the smoker, “And what State might you be from? “Oh,” replied the stranger wearily, “it doesn’t matter now, One's as dry as The Home Sector another.” A Terrible Effect of Prohibition— The wives of two Muncie factory work- men were discussing the effect of prohibi- tion on their husbands “When John comes home on Satur- day noons nowadays with his pay envel- ope and turns it over to me,” said one, I always deals him out fifty cents for spendin’ and he spends it for himself.” “And what did he do in the old saloon money «lays? asked the other. “In them terrible days,” said the first a John turned over to me his pay envelope on Saturday noons, I used to give him fifty cents for a little spendin’ money for himself, and soon he'd be j back with a growler of beer for the two of us. bless his heart."°—Indiana polis News Confidential— Feast" understand you called on Bender today.” Crimsonbeak That's what I did.” “And did he take ndence? “He kers you into his con- You lid—and inte his cellar.” State cman Seulemen: cinquante poulrt! Leackéze pas Hector, je mai pas confiance. Only fity francs for this chicken? Don’ buy it, Hector—I don’s believe 1 pa Mi (Ph). francs ce A State Secret prite d teh stand y that Her Secret can't keep a secret. Patrice—Indeed, she can. “Why do you say she can?” “Because I asked her how ¢ and she wouldn't tell Statesman Id she was Yonkers me.’ Huh!—* So your wife objects to living in the next flat to that foreign couple?” remarked Mr, Naybor. “Yes,” Mr. Gabb. “They quarrel incessantly and she can’t under stand a word En quirer. of Cincinnati it Made Her Tired Mrs. Myles—I1 sex by the paper that there is a possibility of our being able to talk to the people on the planet Mars. Mrs. Styles— Well, believe me, [I'm glid of it. I'm positively tired of just having to talk to the bunch of wom around here!— Yonkers Statesman. Which Was Seldom—* Do you re- gard your recent meeting as a success? “LT di answered the woman with thin, determined lips; “I was the chair man and nobody could show off and make 1 speech unless I chose to permit it Washington Star, 19 ray comes from such a lot of strap-Langing. She Named It some trait Meekton, -* You must have seer in “me to admire,” said Mr ‘or you wouldn’t have married I did,” replied his wife; bur sublime nerve in wanting to be my hus. band. Pearson's Weekly. Anti-Climax—The newly-married couple had arrived at the stage when they invent little pet names for each other. cated in the drawing-room one evening when the man said to his “And is my little ducksie quite comfy in her little armchair?” “Yes, love-hird.” “And my popsy quite free from es, sweety.” “Well, change seats.’— Bits Tit- ‘London Reticent—“His wife believes every- thing he tells her.”” hat so? How does he manage ive” “He makes it much,”"—Detroit Fi practice not to tell her re Press. Ulterior Motive—" Salk about selfish devotion!” “Well?” “ Jibway will drop his business at any time and spend a day helping his wife hunt for a cook.” “Umph! That isn’t unselfish devo- tion. Jibway cats at home.”—Birming- ham Age- Herald, The Tron Claw , yes! I expect that The Passing Show (London). comicbooks.com