Judge — May 15, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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The Brush With The Redskin Draven by G1, Leweon . Pur The Power Behind the Thrown By Oxsox Lown ATING as thoroughly considered undue cur folks are being thrown into jail jailed. No, no, that’s not it. God knows, there are peopk enough nowadays who deserve it, but why dia them in? We don’t like the sound of it. We think there should be a Society for the Prevention of Brusqueness to Culprits. Run them in, push, pull, or bow them in, conduct them in, anyway you like, but don’t throw as we do to betray what may be sity, we've simply got to ask why Not that we mind their being usher them in, put them themin, Cut out the rough stuff! Did you ever notice that it’s usually the not guilty who arc subsequently found to have been throwin in? Yes. This, it seems to us, makes the matter still worse. Heaven knows (we don’t, but we'll just take the time to touch wood) it’s bad enough to be incarcerated at all, but throwing--why, paper items would lead one to believe the sheriffs and depu- ties are all Christy Matthew- sons and Rube Marquards. It’s apt to clothes all up, disarrange cravat, whack that bone in one’s clbow some hard part of the maybe dent one’sderby a crook likes to look neat. True, there are padded cells, but can't hope news- muss one’s 4 prickly gainst 4 —— ra) Drown by Pact, Renty ore The Rustler TRANSITION OF endertix rie West always for the good fortune to be thrown into one of these: we have the impression they are for special guests only, and not in the receiving-department at all. Can't something be done about this? The Change By Vexsysox J. Dart y's the crowds came surging in, av them; ould Murphy, Doyle P used to be at Doc Oh, jolly b'ys, the whok and Flynn, And Shannahan and Rafferty, and all thot foine ould crowd; Wid drinking av good liquor the merrimint was loud. But now thot ould place echoes wid ni The sittling av quistions about the governmint No loively little shindies occur there anny more, Wid foighting ell promsicous and heads bumped on the floor. he law has closed the poor man’s club, and on this blissid noight, 4, OF must wi home to aven get a f Out of Service Friend—Why have eliminated the word xeon’? from your new sign? Physican—I cannot operate any more because my right hand is crippled from writing prescriptions for spiritus fru- menti. “sure