Judge — May 8, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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—ws PT ~<' Ser? 9° ~~ EE eS Ee a ei Two Million Motor Cars Will Not Be Enough MILLION persons who want a A car will be disappointed this year! Any car with four wheels and a hood can be sold Consequently, some of the two million buyers who think themselves “lucky? may be sadly disillusioned, fter an experience of a few months ith their new cars. Don't buy just “any” car. Let the Motor Department of Lrsit’s Werekty help you with its expert, unbiased advice, free of charge. Your car must represent a wise investment as well as a reliable vehicle of tr portation. Fill out the following in detail and mail LESLIE'S WEEKLY 225 Fifth New York, COUPON Harotp W. Stausox, MLE Lestie’s Wrexry 225 lifth Avenue New York © purchase of a and am I am considering car to cost about $. especially interested in one of the (make) ‘ (type) My requirements for a car are as fol- Capac Type of boi , self Dricen and cared for by | | chauffeur Kind of roads over which car would be sed I have ving cars of approximatel hich I am interested are dealers in my territory: lease advise me as to the car best rd to my requirements. Answers to Probloid No. 10 By Gruerr Bercrss Best reply to a bald-headed barber, who tries to sell you hair tonic UDGE has made no rule to prevent a com J petitor winning more than one Probloia I must, therefore, crown in with laurels and a V-spot, the winner of the first. competi- tion As, besides that, he was recently the victor in a competition by another paper, he is now practically a professional prize winner. Nevertheless Iam sure that every Probloid- arian will agree that the following gem should be awarded FIRST PRIZE “You have a poor head for business.” Henry Fisner, 200 West Syth St., New York City Had I followed sentiment instead of sheer justice, I confess that Miss Edith Je mantown would have won. She offered quan- es of Ger- tity as well as quality, as per viz 1 put on more hairs ¢ ‘You shou that tonic.” “You're not a fresh hair fie selling nd yourself, are you? 2 Discarding the many that quoted Priscilla Mullen’s “Why don't you speak for yourse Johv nd the manier variations of * Physi- ctan, cure thyself!” we come, in really a very few minutes. to another of our too-few lady efforts, even if she is so bold a punster: “To Nick (Tonic): What a sham! Pooh! (Shampoo) Buy it yourself, Shahra'll (so hair'll) spr uate Words and parenthetical music by Miss Bertha Gendel of the Bronx, N.Y. Another close-up to the prize comes from the pen of M. L. Subling, of Hopkinsville. Ky “Will it make a hair-apparent for my) empty crocen?”’ which, if the customer, instead of the barber were bald, would have made good. Miss Helen S. Stevenson, yf Elkhart, Ind although she wrote the short way of the card shot over a zishy one, too hanks \ much, but bald facts never did interest me. She'll land And we must mention, in closing Chapter Mitchell’s Seranton, Penna Naked Truth has sold some time to But, finally, we must warn Mr. Fisher it again. He is now Horse Concours ee a ee ee ee “The Sleeping Beauty” By Cotupert Hicks S IMETHING touched me on the cheek. I woke at once, ‘There was Cousin George looking at me with the glint of mischief in his eve. I got up from the sofa and rang the bell. He backed towards the door in mock alarm, “Don’ I've just rung for tea.” “Wherever a woman is flustered she rings for tea,” he remarked. “Do T look flustered?” “You look—adorable, especially when you are asleep,” he said. “We won't discuss that. Here's tea.’ “No sugar—thanks,”” “T feel just as if 1 were married and had a home of my own when I pour out tea for you.” He turned a solemn face to me “Dm afraid it is quite “What?” “ Marriage for you nevitable,” he said. however, if you would take my adh o ce “Well?” “Marry before you know your own mind: afterward you will find it more diffi cult.” 1 argued —“ButC surely early marris are a mistak “My dear girl,” 1 George, akes of said Cov Draven by BON. Maco “the mi “EL Can'’r See a Tine. 2 ma- youth are sometimes forgiven: those turity—never. For some reason I felt anne you are laughing at me,” I er Heaven forbid! Oh, no; one of these days some young prince with a perfect profile will awaken you. When I saw you asleep T knew your awakening was very near.” “How gloriously exciting!” ed. “1 believe ng! “Your young prince may even now be steal- ing his first kiss from your lips: ah, you are blushing “Tm noi yet, you see. George was relentless. “Ah, but you have heard his footsteps: confess you have seen him indeed, I’m not—he hasn't come in your dreams.” “T haven't,” I protested, but I felt my checks burn, “Well now, as a prince of middle age with no profile to speak of, shall I tell you how it was that the — Sleeping Beauty “ade no mis- take Tell me.” “T think you ought to know.” “Oh, tell me,” 1 said. “She slept with one eye open!” And he was gone. Familiar Headline etre. Will run for Con- "gress Now out on Iv’s a Bus Triescore’? bail, WW