Judge — May 8, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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May 8, 1920 “Did the docte the t further ¢ Their Occupation By SiriCKLAND GULAN PRAY what are our congressmen doing down there?” Thus questioned my Reginald, guileless and fair * Those senate and house members; what are they doing While time in unlimited lots is ensuing? Make plain to me, father, their grave occupa To carn what they're paid by a. suffering na tion?” 1 answered they're at work, nip | and tuck \t saving their faces and passing the buck.” “My son Nay what are they doing in matters of state? Please, sapient parent, cut loose and relate say what of the treaty ‘twixt us and the others Vo settle if we must be foemen or brothers: Fell what of old Article Ten and the rest h ne They gable about with such evident zest?” a J murmured: “My son, we are sure out of ' luck ia They're saving their faces and. passing the o Inc." ail an Kut surely some purpose they're serving. the an whik “ They're wasting good print-paper mile upon 2 mile In printing the Record; they surely can't be Just saving their faces and passing said b.! pater! I asked Come clean with me truth you for your words should be T yearn not for spoofing sooth!” I answered “Huck.” They're saving their faces and passing the buck!” “As sure as Sam Clemens wrote lOc <a ¥AT HOLDS ITS SHAPE” $920 & 51022 SHOES W. L. Douglas shoes are sold in 107 of our own stores direct from factory to the wearer. All middlemen’s profits are eliminated. W. L. Douglas $9.00 and $10.00 shoes are absolutely the best shoe values for the money in this country. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom guarantees the best shoes in style, comfort and service that can be produced for the price. Stamping the price on every pair of shoes The auality of W. L. Douglas product is guar- as a protecticn against high prices and anteed by more than 40 years experience in unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to protect his customers. W. L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-seven years experience in making shoes, dating back to making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centersof America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brock- ton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoe- makers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the Price that money can buy. The retail prices the time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of are the same everywhere. They cost no more seven, pegging shoes. in San Francisco than they do in New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale by over 9000 shoe dealers besides our own stores. If your local dealer cannot su you, take no other make. Order direct from the factor; for booklet telling how to order shoes by mail, posta: CAUTION. — Insist upon having W. L. Douglas G, President Wt, DOUGLAS 74 145 SPARE STREE: | BROCKTON - - MAGS. shoes. The name and price is plainly stamped on the sole, If it has been changed or mutilated, BEWARE OF FRAUD, Diminuendo Hever I could see myself, | As folks must see me in the crowd, | I think I'd never sing again, At least—not half so loud Only Right They were rattling along the country road in Sud denly a large white house loomed up en the an old-fashioned horse-drawn vehicle right of the road “That house,” drawled the farmer n The Reason his head in its direction, “is run by a couple of Bump is sore at you ed to see him through He says you these here spiritualists.” “Do they take summer boarders?” of the city girls boarders.” Ouija said the farmer only | In the Blood | Willis—Bump says he comes onal stock. Says his ancestors used to duck the witches. Gillis—And_ their descendant ducks the ' collectors.