Judge — May 8, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Si regain Om ere + ee 2 3 SO Sra Powder in Shoes As Well as Guns Foot-Ease to be Added to Equipment of Hospital Corps at Fort Wayne. Under th ding the Detroit Free am says The thes is that soldiers wh are in geod eondit walk further ~ whe ave corns and bur Phe Plattshurg to shake al is no foot comforter equal the antiseptic, heating pow nto the shoes and sprinkled in the tired, aching, perspiring, smarting, feat ons, blisters Vhat wouldn't you give to be re one day's pain of your corns and | Here is this until you have tri : self. You simply forg about your feet they are made so comfortable. Ask your dru ' Alay’ for a jue of ALLEN’S FOOT. nions” You won't realize O Beauty! London proposes tos tume of the Beau Nash period. F By Freperick Moxos the picturesque cose shien Not I VY out my satin breeches 4 Of deep cerulesn blue My vest, like damask peaches. My coat of orange hue Bring forth the ruffled necklet My bosom’s front to grace The cuffs, without a specklet Vo mar their snowy lace Adorn my limbs—the nether full tight usset leather kles silver-bright The ribboned wig, sweet-scented, In graceful curls let flow My hat, three sides indented! At rakish angle show Where lovely Daphne lingers With silken hose Her smile shall | obtain | When with hejeweled fingers 1 tlirt my lod cane My soul is sore and saddened By ugly modern clothes O, let our eyes be gladdened With tints of gold and rose! Looking Them Over 4 seem interested in that of Yep.” An old fellow like you?” ‘Well, those are the toys I didn’t have when 1 was a kid,” uway said the old fellow as he turned KNICKERBOCKER * bak rhs § agar HENRY W ets THE CAPE COD COMEDY HAVINGS rom Jonoeh €. Lnenin’s Novel | “Une eninge s eamonce Nv, Wort Simplified Prohibition By Fostrre Ware HE era of si Whether you get a athematics lified prohibition is at hand ink Before { calculus and differen f the drinking classes 1 suffice to clarify: the Thus we not is no’ question of it reaches a stage where a mastery tial equations is require 1 simple theorem shou erage individual have. under the law of Volstead, one-half of one alcohol situation for the a per cent. as the standard allowance n4X States. This is equivalent to one per 24 States, or 2 per cent. in 12 States. or 4 per cent. in 6 States, or 8 per cent. in. 3 States, or 24 per cent. in one State. From this it will be seen that Americans have not really They have merely put their alcohol down in decimals. As the number of Sta the Union is subject to change, the percentage tables are likewise subject to change. The more States the stronger the kick. The an nexation or conquest of Mexico would thus go « long way to solve the thirst problem Miter that Canada and Central America might be attached. The possibilities for expansion under prohibition are unlimited. Give the government time and the original 48 States sain be enjoying something like the old 1. freedom cent. in gone dry es in 100 purr ce Those Courteous Mexicans By Doxavo C. Kerk w by Avocet Levexine he V EXICO is calm and peaceful (someone Id me so. Else [never would believe it) and I'm glad to know Ml our troubles now are over, save perhaps a few Like a murder now and then, perhaps a raid or two. These of course are merely details we must overlc They will be apologized for, that will close the book And whene’er below the border sails an army Hier. Mexicans will signal just before they open fire. Courtesy like this of course will cause our doubts to cease. Isn't it just great to have the Peace? benefits of VERLOOK INC esque lake. J of disti te, appealing to s of refined and di utiful En UPON REQUEST Ownership Manogement Edmund M. Bre The Penalties of Power By Tos P. Morcas N° matter what the fellers think that haven't got it, a public office hain’t by no means a private snap.” philosophically said the postmaster at Toad Rock. Ark. very little while something comes up to pester the of no difference how keerful and consecutive he about doing his duty. Frinstance, day before yesterday a gent that subscribes for the only Little Rock daily that comes to this office whirled in and took a couple of shots at me, just b’cuz he wanted his infernal paper before [ was through reading it “A while back one of them durned North erners, that think theirselves so devilish smart writ a postal card to a lady yur, saying that the full details of that there scanda! were as follers, and then put the rest of it in Latin or some such fool language. And about six weeks ago an impatient cuss that wanted his mail came in through the side of the office with an ax, when he knowed thundering well that I was off on a turkey hunt and would be back in thre four days. Aw, well, every rose has its thon and I reckon there hain’t no—yaw-w-w-wn!— help for it.’ FILE your copies of Jupce in this serviceable binder, made of silk-finished cloth, with Jupce stamped in gold on the cover.