Judge — April 24, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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rr Draven by W. K. Stamnerr + A. € care me out ¢ The Wild-Eyed Weather Man By Texsrsos. J. Barr ODE tay best week the weather man went stark and raving crazy Although for long we'd th dazy Instead of giving “Pair a “Thunder.” He pulled out all the stops at once. a great and horrid blunder And all the samples in the shop of different kinds of weather The squirting out together unstrokes followed sht he was a good bit cracked and dowarm,.”” or Rain and snow.” or The good, bad and indifferent. « It blew and hailed, ‘twas hot and cold, and blizzards And folks perspired a gallon each while frozen to their gizzards able bent, an Then one good gent. half di very sere and ancient And weather-wise. gazed at the skies, as is the aged’s penchant And piped aloud unto the crowd, “Aw, shucks, now! I should worry!” "Twas several times as had as thi "66. L-gorry!” Her Position is Complex By Bus Rexorwen O women wear low gowns and short skirts for the benefit of other women? The idea is very humorous on its face Of course they don’t! Why. then, do women consider men rude who observe over closely these fashions? Oh, do they really consider them rude when they say they think they are? We do not know. Nobody knows. We d the woman herself is very clear of mind on the subject think that And how can she be? She knows she does not wear low gowns and short skirts for the benefit of other women! A Legal Case “What's the case?’ ‘He has a million dollars and is being sued by three chorus girts for breach of promise.” “And what does our fair client’s equity amount to?”