Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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The think rightly every question ‘ould get one of the modern cults ntal sei oblem of definite vertlow of m ence to dey ipplicatio more everyday the subject the better lot could be ability. to straight that engages atteation would be a fine thing. Then our habits would improve. for we should project a little sense into all our actions It isa pity that we should talk so much and think so little. “This is why so many minds give Instead of wearing out, these minds run out oF rust out, so to speak. Well, rather, fe nothing is so deadly to function as its complete Jumping at conclusions is as bad as ithletics devoted to the mere increase of striated rif, after it is acquired, it is not to he put to good use. like say. chopping wood or hocing corn or smashing baggage. of what good is so much extra tissue to feed up and tote and so way idleness. muscle. round? Commonplace questions like bigger ones nswered by some mental activity putting the mind on the job There is no casier way to progress than. by making the brain lead. When that organ is not so commandeered the are de pl ought to be which means consequence able Let 1 have one more drive, not for money 2 JUDG! ‘There are a lot of folks in these United es who will mpathize with this cun- |} nog youn ster’s desire a drink. This dimpled infant: remind- “1 ant aDrink!’ ing Mamma that it’s bottle time expresses an emotion not uncom- mon in these days. It would be hard to resist the appeal of this picture, one of the many noted covers that have appeared on JUDGE “The Happy Medium.” Reproduced in full colors, mounted on a double mat, all ready for framing, this appealing picture is yours for 25 cents, postage prepaid. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York Ci time, because money is not the most impor vant thing. If it were, considering all of it in ‘culation, we should be better off than we are Men are more important than money, ant reer. Give us men, thinking men; also thin - ing women. The Model Why don’t the women wear more clothes’ Vhey’re merely trying to live up te Shake spear’s ‘All the world’s a stage ‘The Real Aristocracy First Deb.—Are the Davenants, who came here from London last month, real palthy? Second Deb.—Well rather! ‘They keep a man from the Skidder Garage who does nothing but repair the tires on their tea-wagons. Regarding Editorial, Subscription and | Advertising Matters OFFICES: Main oftce—Br Avenue, NEW VORK. “European agent Canson House, Breams Bldg subseripition pete, SUBSCRIPTION Raiding. 225 Fil Win, Dawson & Sons, Ltd ¥ ne! year abd 1919. 18 cents each; 191 tents each. ete k Bide 225 Filth Avenue, New Vork; Marquette Bide. Chicago; ienry Bide. Seattle. (Rates $1:30 per agate line.) 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