Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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| | ) ILTING <NICKERBOCKER Su THEATRE, West 42d Street COHAN & HARRIS Fao Nie Mita eh 15 COHAN & HARRIS Present The Absolute Dramatic Triumph IEE ACQUITTAL A Masterpiece in Play Construction by Rita Weiman -4APPY DAYS IATINEE VERY DAY THE HAPPY PRICES. FOR EVERY ONE! HIPPODROME Heats § weeks ahew! THEATRE. 42nd St., west of Broadway Evenings 8:30. Mates. Wed. & Sat. at 2:30 A. H. WOODS presents FLORENCE MOORE in “Breakfast in Bed’’ «f Broadway. REPUBLIC 2.3%: A.M. WOODS PRESENTS: THEATRE, s2nd Street. Evening 8iy & Sat. ots MARJORIE RAMBEAU in “The Sign on the Door" Broadway. 8th st. ve. 8-40 Mat. Wed. and Sat. 230 THE CAPE COD COMEDY HENRY W. SAVAGE ofters AVINGS From donee ©. Uncotn's Nove! “Lite qolty'ta s summer vacation” ¥, Wert by Anrnen Greney Cont ON IN, THE Water's Fix Post Card Probloid No. 11 |FOR GOOD LUCK Person y Conducted by Geicrt Brrorss RULES All answers must be written in ink of typewrit ten upon Post Cards the long way of the Card Cards must be addressed to Gelett Burgess. care of JUDGE, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York Every answer must be accompanied by the Name and Address of the Competitor 4. Any Competitor may send as many Answers as desired, provided each is written upon a separate Post Card. Cards to be considered in the Contest must be received at the Office of JUDGE not later than Ten Days after the date of the Issue in which Announcement of the Probloid is of Gelett a Prize of in the will receive The Answer which, Burgess, is the Be Five Dollars. opinio Every other Answer published in JUDGE. will receive a Payment of One Dollar wers will be published and Prizes awarded in the fourth issue of JUDGE after that containing the Announcement of the Pre bloid VE you ever been wrecked on a de serted island? If not, why not? So many people are, you know—especially in the magazines. It happens almost every month, Usually a low-browed tad who tinds himself in company with a beautiful heir Hoboken, and almost eventually they and resist all temptations till The css from fall in love, Ship Comes In One trouble about it isjte find an island, nowadays, that is really deserted. There are phonographs, they say, all over the South Scas, and the latest (whole) explorer of mid-Australia says that he found a number of live domesti cated jazzes in places white men had never before annoyed. But if you've never been really wrecked on that low-lying reef, and been washed ashore to find yourself alone with the wild cocoanuts and furious man-eating clams—at least you've dreamed of it. You have crawled up on the beach and proceeded to erect a house in the fourth floor of a tree. and in a week were de cently clad in a palm leaf Prince Albert. And all that worried you was how to make glass enough for your spectacles and a telescope. The name of this is [maginotion Yes, Mabel, in our inmost hearts we are all Crusoes, and many of us prefer, on that bright tropical isle, with its luxurious folia nd fleas, to be simply Let Mone. Come Not Hither But it is well to be prepared. One can’t shave with an oyster shell—at least women can’t—and it is hard to chop down a tree with a safety razor. Robinson did his sewing with a thorn—but what if the roses don’t have thorns on your pet island? How would you drive nails. then? One can’t expect a tool box to float shore these days. Chen, what three things would you take with you, if you expected to be cast ashore? If you were allowed only three, and no more? That is the Probloid. 3 JUDG As and s goed time on that oarty euting trie tate slong s supply of Caites | you mo Conner corer Seeit, and fore Detignetut etter =a Refreshing | FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHICONA EVANS aLe | File the itt ae nothing olee wil! cod Phaces CLM. EVANS & SONS Ts HUDSON. W. | Answers to Probloid No. | Ay Geert Brrorss o he United Sta still owned the railr man cars, JUDGE 1 wlid vestibuled t k used t ven if xcept. T ably hav troubling him | But, being Jupar’s Juc n Franciso ident Wilson, who ws almost every , should try to pick the best. name another attack of whatever's beer I shall have to do it, S First Goldsmi Grokce L Lore Isur there ate others almost Wartels of New York hadn't write card, be might have got by with his VANDPROCKARS? coc LocPOMORGARY, Ernest Countryman, Syracuse, N.Y, comes in ‘pretty but might s coach? naving learned that Jesson at last close with his ASTOROCKEFELLORGANDERBILT n't that be a name for amy juicy’ billionaire Let us return the pith, bi Promazema and Mazewri hut “ many submitted them, that no peri 4 to pay for them all. Supp sith 10.000 employees tipped them all off to send in ~ime name, KI Jepcr pay out $10,000? No! Ar we divide even the first prize, th Id he only which would be pink and silly. Dal Dal $.0005 apiece rymple of Toronto, Canada, drew a good pictur er <» let's hand him a bene The favorites, however, were Pecasts, Mr OF My Hever, PLEIADES, SMITHSONIAN and SEALASKA Packed my secretary to count them, but his adding machine broke down under the ste Also Pyeataiios There's a good little namer, my friends, in Clift Heights, Penna, named Clarence M. Prouse, Tw cents apiece is what he gets for GowzoxaLe, Mucxt Hevpawawecy: and FLUsHinrox about him to the President of the WINK, IVAPYLATIN, I'm writing a note Luna Park Ry Our old frien SMITHUNDERBOLT Richmond. V Fisher of New York, nd Traceaverine, and F. ¢ . who enters CASHTABURNE and Mone AtoR will have to content themselves with what w hardly pay their postage. and we will now end by all rising and singing the hymn by Dawson H Me Caa, Sr... of Shreveport Twinkle, twinkle, li Smith shoukl name h CONSTELLATION, for f surmise He's an sk it, otherwise Henry Film Fun The magazine that puts you on speak- ing terms with your favorite star For Sale at All Newsstands 15¢ a copy $1.50 a year (Advertising Rates on Application) LESLIE-JUDGE. CO. 225 Filth Avenue, New Yort City comicbooks.com