Judge — April 3, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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A Watnew “Prayvinc tar Marner” Hold By Cnet Susren Fast! AR straps are a public utility. Loops ef leather, they are arranged about a trolley car with infinite symmetry. When in use. the infinite symmetry becomes Sinn Feinite irregu larity. All gentlemen use them, when the car is crowded. So do all the ladies who lack sufi cient personal charm to vamp a seat. Children are not tall enough to reach them. Thus, half fares. If men would hang to money as they do to car straps the poorhouse keepers would have to beg fer a living. Car straps promote the limit of outside familiarity. Two persons, hanging to car straps on a curve, can get acquainted Shave, Bathe and Shampoo with one Soap.— Cuticura Coticara Soap ts the favoritefor safety rasorshaving. W. L. Doi shoes are sold thr. profit. middlemen’s and mani ages shoes are absolutely the best Stamiog the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to Protect his customers. W.L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-seven years ex- Forlasce in making shoes, dating back to e when W. L. Douglas was a lad of - en, pegging shoes. besides our own stores, price is plainly stampe has been changed or amped on 8. It BEWake OF FRAUD: h 107 of our own stores direct to the wearer at one facturing probit are eliminated. W. L. Douglas $9.00 Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom guarantees the best shoes in style, comfort and service that can be produced for the price. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale by over 9000 shoe dealers If your local dealer cannot you, take no other make. Order direct fromthe factory for woowlee telling how to order shoes by mail, postage ron mn having W. L. Douglas joe values for the money in this country. -eare, * T*: quality of W. L. Douglas product is guar- anteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centersof America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brock- ton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoe- makers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. President WL, DOvOLAS He Qrraglas ik quicker than they could at a county fair back in the wet days. Some car straps are of white celluloid. These please the ladies because they match the hair brush and comb on the dressing table at home Car straps support the public. And the public needs this support after paying present-day fares. The last word in human pleasure is induced in a strect car when the seats are filled and the straps and the conductor, in a voice about as tender as a pi asks everyone to step forward in the precipitates almost as much fun as falling head long in a slushy gutter. Car straps make pedestrians chuckle Before car straps there were the hanging gardens ef Babylon. Now there's the hanging commuters of Christendom. If Benjamin Franklin had known that car straps would have > laden 29 resulted indirectly from his experiment he would have left his key in the mail box that stormy Car straps invented by a who secured his inspiration afternoon. were gnarled noodle while working as a hangman in one of the nation’s proudest penidetentiaties. And he has made more than cnough money off the patent to employ a chauffeur for his Rolls-Royce Help! Help! Proprictor ef agency—Do you wish white or colored help? Dim pleton—White, black, green or plaid Any Town, U.S. A. “Why has your city never built an auto race track?” “We have never felt the need of one. Main street serves the purpose very well.”