Judge — April 3, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE pays $1 each for accepted BAD Breaks clipped from’ news pa pers, ma. Original clippings, with source indicat amusing BAD BREAK received. BREAK department. of con: Gone to the Dogs—“ J. B. McNutt, captain of the humane squad, announces he will be at home at the city dog pound.” Houston Post. Useless If They Did—* Something has happened of a very serious nature,” he said quickly. “We cannot wait until Miss Emilie recovers UNCONSCIOUSNESS to learn what has gone wrong.” —A/ys- tery Magazine A Safe Qualification—" Booher was in good health EXCEPT FOR HIS AILMENTS, according to Lloyd Booher, his son, who lives at the family home in Savannah.’ St. Louis Globe-Democrat Keep Out of the Fire!—" If you are criticized for the way you do your work, don’t react by flying into a RANGE or sneering or sulking.”—Philadel phia Eve ning Bulletin Not Fatally Imposed Upon—* Inter ested friends of Mrs. Howard Dabney will be glad to hear that she is improving from a recent IMPOSITION.” Athens (Ga.) Banner “The Govern the ration per person Upward Reduction ment has resolved to REDUCE from SIX to FIGHT ounces weekly." Bronx Home News His Appetite Survived Death —“Bar uga came running to meet me, saluted and told me that the magistrate had fallen off his veranda and had been KILLED and that he was CALLING LOUDLY FoR whisky.” —Red Book Magazine A Jekyll- Hyde Affair—George Davis had a fight with Hmsecr last Thursday and NEARLY KILLED HIS OPPONENT with a mattock.”"—Rarenswood (W. Va.) News. To B or Not to B?—“The prisoner gave his address as 124 East 1osth Street but inquiry for Johnson revealed that he was known there as William BBuBsBe- Bu."—-New York Times No rejected BAD Breaks will be returned unless pos considered, and no BAD Breaks in advertisements are desired. Mere typographical mishaps are not considered ideration. Cheques for BAD Breaks ure seni BrEAIKS is inclosed. upon acceptance This Week’s Prize “Break” Contributed by Susan Cornetixa Connanry New York City The Great Divide “Mothers divide twins to give them healthy start in life.” Headline in Long Island (N. Y.) News He Flu to His Job—“Elimination of uncertainties and long delays in studying CELESTIAL PNEUMONIA from: altitudes above 30,000 feet will be effected under plans being matured by Prof. David Todd of Amherst college.” Pittsburg Press “Backward, Turn Backward, O, Time in Thy Flight!” THe CLOCK AND Tue Frock. ning Telegr clock looks to her ea for awhile Wf this is th she'd better guzines or books. E week $5 is paid for the most d, must be furnished to show the bona fide nature of the BAv g No material already published as BAD BREAKS will be The editor cannot enter into correspondence with contributors to this Many duplications are rece f, und the postmark determines priority His Watery Fate—" Al Rumania suc- rs ago delay Aw ing though King Ferdinand o! ceeded to his throne nearly six 3 he has not yet been pkowNeD, th of course, being duc te the war. Phil phia Press How Old is Bibby?—“Licut. Bibby Celebrates NINTEENTH Birthday; EIGHTY Years Has He Lived in County.”— Charleston (W, Va.) Gasette. Productive Poultry—‘On November 18, 1919, Mrs. Ray Bright housed and commenced feeding THIRTY-FIVE Single Comb Brown Leghorn hens. By Christ mas she was getting ONE HUNDRED eggs per day. Since Christmas the record has been ONE HUNDRED to ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY eggs daily.”—Richmond (Mo.) ws. Business at any Cost—*‘‘Passenger Train Plunges Through Open Draw- bridge to ForricN Trape.”—Danvilk (Va.) Register. Froggy Would a-Dining Go! “Mme. Jacquemaire’s theme was ‘The soup of France,’ and to illustrate her topic she drew a picture of ordinary life in her beloved country before and during the war.”"--Richmond (Va.) Times-Dis- patch Playful Flivvers—‘“Indian Rocks is getting its share of the motorists. Not a day that a good number of cars do not cross the bridge and INDULGE IN THE SURP BATHING OX STROLL along the beach thering shells.” —Clearwater (Fla.) Superlative Stillness—StiLt As A STATUE she sat, like one to whom time is of no account and who has grown weary of motion, and on either side of her yet MORE STILL like car¥atides supporting a shrine, stood two ef the stately wome who were her attendants.”— Wan” (Sir H. Rider Hag Vork American comicbooks.com