Judge — March 27, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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M rch 27, 1920 OCCASIONALLY ME MAD TO FACE PUNISHMENT FOR TARDINESS. BECAUSE WE WAS KEPT AT THE . W.LCDOUGLAS WAS PERMITTEO TO ATTEND SCHOOL FOR SHORT Shaving By Dow Heroin Headpiece by the Author We live and learn, but we never learn it all . 8 8 Man is the only animal that uses a mirror One of the best things about the world is that here are 3 5,000,000,000 strangers in it, to all of hom it is comparatively easy to be nice Tell me what you think is funny and Twill | you what you are Life is just one hangnail after another. It’s a short time between shaves The whole world will stand aside for a fellow 10 knows where he is going—or who lets on as he knows where he is going. Some people could get all they know on a I 7 rubber stamp. One of the rarest things in this world is a rson without any desire to educate. If we were married to some women we would want to live in Madison Square Garden, Only the bourgeois dress up. . . . Work is the greatest thing in the world—so should always save some of it for tomorrow. [Skim Tortured Babies Sleep] Mothers Rest After Cuticura Sern Olgeset Theme ceeretor eas WOMEN W. L. Dou, shoes are sold through 107 of and $10.00 shoes -re absolutely the best s! W. L. Douglas name and Stameing the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to protect his customers. W. L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-seven years ex- perience in making shoes, dating back to the time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of seven, pegging shoes. stamped on the price on the sole, if it has been changed or mi las dealers,or can be ord “Douglas by mail, Sen: to order shoes through the mail, postage free. FTOLDS | $900 & {0:22 SHOES profit. All middlemen’s and manufacturing profits are eliminated. W. L. Douglas $9.00 the retail price stamped on the shoes in style, comfort and service that can be produced for the price. CAUTION—Insist upon having W.L-Dougl: tom before they leave th: y 107 W.L. Douglas stores and over 9000 ed direct from r booklet telling how wonn ecncn peocina SHOES See BOYS’ SHOES our own stores direct to the wearer at one joe values for the money in this country. bottom guarantees the best Tre quality of W. L. Douglas product is guar- anteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centersof America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brock- ton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoe- makers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. shoes. The name and price is plainly ctory. Carefully examine the stamped ted in any way, BEWARE of FRAUD President Nil, 26 W.L.Dougias Shoe Co, 145 Spark Street, Brockton, Mass, uti : . | Egg View-Notes By Lesur Vax Every Miss Phrony Edgin has deferred turing her | latest fellow down until after she sees what kind of a spring hat he gets. Tink Nitz says he has been in bone-dry terri tory so long that now, after taking a few drinks, he wouldn't know how to act. Muley Cannon’s girl in Pollywog wants ice. cream twice during the same evening, and Muley says that the light in her eyes is the flame of burning money. Sherm Spoor reports that his pockets have just been picked, but he doesn’t know how much is missing, which is unusual ignorance for a married man to have in his possession Tink Nitz, who bought a box of matches in the grocery yesterday. accidentally busted a full-sized bottle of spring tonic during the trans: action by knocking it off of the counter. He wes not asked to settle for it, as the loss was small and easily covered by the profits from the sale of another bottle last week More Truth Than Poetry By Harotn Setox You stole my heart, so I stole yours, And therefore let me say, in brief, The ancient adage still endures “Tt takes a thief to catch a thief!” An Ancient Example Lot’s wife looked around after she had been told not to, and was turned into a pillar of salt Since then millions of men have told their Wives not to look around in hope that they would therefore do so. comicbooks.com