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GE March 20, 1920 The Man with a Thirst hese early Spring days instinctively turns to PHLEHIA. require: ments in the good a EVANS wy FORMERLY KNOWN ASCIKCONA EWS AL ‘Old Reliable’ a and Dealer? so HUDSON, N. Y. satisfaction, refreshment and con: At Leading Hotels, Restaur: C.H. EVANS & SONS Estab. Will Hays of Indianapolis, Chmn. of the Rep Natl Comm, came in on the 0.30 last night and | is at the hotel. Jim Fl our genial night of the brush, | brought in a dandy cover Tues. which we will print soon, | Strickland Gillilan will give a reading in | Ottumwa, Strick can lecture with one hand while he writes for JupGr with the other, being amply dextrous Lawt Mackall, the theatre-goer in the whole office, book of his bright sayings soon ford, writer and illustrator of “This Globe,” bas been hired to draw the cuts. Jim Waldron has writ a nice new piece for Jubcr. Jim is a considerable story writer and seems to know a heap about real society folks which he puts into his pieces. Ors. Lowell has made a number of nice cuts for this paper. Ors has a knack of drawing real live folks in their Sunday best and the furniture in his pictures is as good as the cuts in a regular furniture catalogue Charlie Sarko paid us a visit yesterday He came down from the Adirondack woods where he has cut a lot of lumber for future use in making picture frames. Ge. Burgess, the w. k. wag, is busy inventing some new “Probloids” for the entertainment of folks who stay at home these wintry nights. Grant E. Hamilton, the boss of the art fac- tory, says the recent snowfall at his farm was the la., soon incessant little is to get cut a Oliver Her Giddy most Girls! Girls!! Save Your Hair With Cuticura and Ointment to clear Dandraf and itching, Se. ‘Samples freeot Catiears, Dept ROMEIKE'S "RSS currinc BuREAU We will send you all newspaper Clippings which may appear about you. your {nends. or any sub- iret on which you may want to be “up-to-date.” Every news- sper and perigdical of importance im the United States and Srope ti tenrcbed.., Tere #i00 prr_too poricese HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave. New York Ke says the worst known in several y sold several of his cows the other day. butter business is grand he having received as high as 75 cents per pound. \ good tine was had by all at the luncheon given by the JUncr stafi to Steve Leacock at Brown's Chop House on Main Street eve told the boys a lot of things that made them laugh real hard, Bricuton Durtey Ballade of Vanity Fair By Sternes Vixcent Bex tir INKER BUNYAN lay in ‘wo hundred and fifty years ago, Cursing the lives of the idle rich And the work he must do since be wa And, “VM write ’em a novel,” he “What hot How Peter will veto their worldly share! But his one pet text we all of us know Was ** Life is a ballad of Vanity Fair a diteh Convention's knitting has dropped a stiteh And we write “ More pep!” for “ Adagio,” But the Bunyan moral adheres like pitch To cach insolent jazz of our modern show; The peacock’s plumage is thieved by the crow, You can imitate virtue or pearls or hair And powder a nose—or a sin—to snow While Life is a ballad of Vanity Fair! Fortune spinning her wheel, the witch, Keeps fifty suckers a day in tow; Christian, the pupil of Dr. Fitch, Remarks at the Follies fant! C’est beau!” And sherry and “sherry” are still allow, The old blind tiger growls in his ls The shimmy enraptures the wicked toc, And Life is a ballad of Vanity Fair! Envoy Princess, trying to look as though The Junior League were your only care, Kiss me again while the roses blow! Life is a ballad of Vanity Fair! Drawn by Cuaw rons Youss “Maybe the next time, G ree, you won't insist the folks a surprise.’ 33 A GOOD FLORIDA (17) LUNCHEON Mong about Christmas time a Inttle |Florida held a Farmer’s Rally, and the Club: women were able to give the 500 persons in at- ding to cents per plate. Most of the articles appearing on the Menu were ho» one wa naarentocan 4 town in tendance a splendid Noon-luncheon, acc press reports—fot grown, The High-Cost-of-Living today is bearing down most heavily on salaried folks—office managers, clerks, professional men, and others of t According to Bradstreet’s, living December at 131 per cent above pre-war level Profitecting, extravagance and inflation of the currency all have their effect, but the real, funda mental, underlying cause of our troubles is UNDER-PRODUCTION, at class, ts stood list « Florida growers, however, need worry bu little about their own living costs, when you con. sider the big prices they receive for luxuries shipped north in mid-winter. The Christmas strawberries brought them from goc to $1.00 and as high as |$1.46 per quart, after shipping and selling expenses were paid. In December Green String Beans brought close to $6.00 per hamper in New York. Tomatoes shipped to Northern markets brought to $4.00 per crate, and Peppers $3. ER CEN WV x Pree Book — TWENTY all about our dollas J out of work clauses at res "Address Sylvester E. Wilson Dept. 114, Orlando, (NOTE: Mr, Wilson is Treasurer and principal « f the Vroduce Reporter Company, Chicago, publishers “Blue which is to the Prait and V Trade what Dun’s and are in other commercial fel A Changed candidate is getting fond of public Our speaking.” “TIL say: so. vax him to stand up, impossible to induce him to sit down.” Awhile back we could hardly and now its practically Natural Jane Willis—Then you complexion is natural. Marie Gillis—O, yes. She has worn it so long that I’m sure wouldn't look natural without it really think her she Our Foreign Population Supreme Willis—My great-great-grandfather was the first child born of native-born American parents in our town. Gillis—So? Willis—Yes; and I think I was the last. comicbooks.com