Judge — March 20, 1920 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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sTAVIA | IDVAAG wo PMATI“G® | 9 ' Ju Seemuen, S 1A. Wanpkos, dg 1 Reewes 2 Jous \. Sueicunn, Hr Peenirox Maxweret Editor D now we are threatened by a new peril—sock N A explosions. ‘Those worn innocently by a man in Vienna suddenly blew up because of the gun- cotton which was in them. The prudent citizen, seeking a light for his pipe, no longer scratches a match upon the seat of his “‘all-wool” trousers The French people did not kno to make of first. But when they found out hugged and kissed us.—d War Ren Now that the war is over, enterprising Americ travel agents should sce that this feature is in- cluded in every “personally conducted tour” of France. Ss: RACUSE UNIVERSITY recently closed _ its doors because of its inability to coal. Why should Syracuse insist upon having coal? Aro.nd the University were there no bound volumes of Chan Day's old attacks upon the Bull Moose would heat the arctic circle * ° chat ho vere, the German Cabinet may not be sine- f Some jobs i cures, but our idea of in-soft is the job of Secretary o German Colonies ECENTLY, for the first time in| many months, motion pictures of current events were shown to President Wilson at the White House. In giving the President a line on the news, what could be — ore potent? He learns, for instance, that they are still fighting fires in Hoboken, still launching ships at Seattle or New Lon don, and that the War Department steps are still tenanted by retary Baker, get- ting his picturetaken. * . * Thus far there has appeared among those suggested as presidential possibil- ities not a single irreconcilable. Draws by A.B. Warcen 16 LN 4 elets A. Lk. Rotry bd Grant E, Hasicron, Art Director Lawros Mackatt, Managing Edt x, Treasurer THe Chicago bank president whose trousers have come into the Prohibition spotlight because he carried a flask of Scotch in them, ts responsible for the raising of a neat legal question. Are a man’s trousers his domicile and is he theretore free to keep spirits in his hip pocket? Or are they a “vehicle” and subject to instant confiscation and auction upon discovery that he carries in them a loaded flask? As says the Lord Chancellor in Tolanth “Its a_nice point.” But surely, if a man may have his office in his hat, why may he not, for sake of argument, have a home in his pants? he interior of ic taxes by the A peasant uprising is reported iy Russia against the imposition of excess: Bolshevists.—A Rumor from Sceeden. It must be fierce to be taxed by something that was yoing to do away with taxation, * HE California raisin crop will yield the growers something like $40,000,000, the largest return ever made. Labor statistics give $39,000,000 worth as the approximate number of raisins which are “working” in jugs. There is a hook worm in the raisin that doesn’t work these day's “J DON'T suppose they'd stop cating if they knew there was a ton of dynamite in the cellar,” said a fire chief of the nonchalant patrons of a burning restaurant. It may readily be explained. After his experience with cabarets, the average diner-out figures that he can sit through anything. * * ARRANZA’S crack brass band is said to have de- serted. A_ political leader, however, need never worry over the loss of a mere band so long as he retains control of the band Axnotuer Botsnevist Movement comicbooks.com