Judge — March 13, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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With a favoring wind they had soon left behind s life of the West Jong on their way to Hong Kong the Chinaman’s chest Through the cannibal isles they had sailed man, miles. And were nearing the end of their trip. frivolous whale, with a flip of his tail Adroitly capsized the ship. pths of dismay, While swimming away, in the d around for the boats. in view Not even a mast came drifting past, around till at last he found penter's ot even an empty keg | old cork leg. | which of Searaees Tell os Ds eure to send Your Ginger ase. MaroldtachmanCo.,12N Michigan A .Dept., &43Chicazo ROME IKE'’S "RESS CUPPING BUREAU We will send you all newspaper slipping, which may appear about you, your friends, or any sub. ject_on which you may want to be “up-to-date ry news paper anid periotical of importance in the United States and 8 $6.00 per 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110. Seventh Ave., New York He clung until dark to this fragile bark, (The bark of the Spanish oak). And at dawn he found be had drifted o On a shore where the great waves bn 1 pitiful moan With many a groan a in Jered in gloom o'er his terrible doom— To starve in an unpeopled land Mong the beach came this dusky peach Till the cast-away she descried, Then she opened her eyes in And seated herself at his s Though she gibbered and squawked whenever she talked Till he thought she would certainly choke He could quite understand her eloquent hand nd the wonderful language it spoke It was thus that he learned that for months she had yearned For th ht of a stranger like him, And how heartfelt and free his welcome would be In the tribe of the Zazaboz Full well she could boast what a generous host Was her father, the king of the For he welcomed the And the princess we ‘ould stay with Vorick all day In ord One ill-fated day she heard him say Did you ever taste Swiss chard? Then a ravenous gleam in her eyes did beam, And she after pondering hard men fried L never have tried a Or chars But after they be il Drown by Auas L. Be eer, W Voice on Telephone- night, John? Jokn—Nothing to speak of, deary. 32 Have you anything on to There are a lot of folks in these United States who will sympathize with this cun- ning young- ster’s desire for a drink. This dimpled infant remind- ing Mamma that it’s bottle time expresses an emotion not uncom- mon in these days. “T Want a Drink!" It would be hard to resist the appeal ofthis picture, one of the many noted covers that have appeared on JUDGE, “The Happy Medium.” Reproduced in full colors, mounted on a double mat, all ready for framing, this appealing picture is yours for 25 cents, postage prepaid. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York City 0 father dear hark! The it is fast growing dark, wun is quite low in the west; If the kettle is washed and the cocoanuts squashed It's time to prepare our guest In the flickering light of the fire that night ‘The cannibals danced in a ring. And in ghoulish glee they laughed to see The kettle bubble and sing. The moon, rising high in the starry sky ‘On that ill-fated eve historic, Looked down on the hot and simmering pot, And murmured, “Alas, poor Yorick,” For from dewy dark till the dawn’s first spark Gleamed pale in the wan, grey Van Yoghts was the source of the p Of a Zazabozihmbian feast incipal course neeze ock Foxp, THERE was a theatre. There Life is called a theatre. That n sat next And stretche ing the play. So w Then I ceased to watch th Then it was quiet. Then mouth opened. And closed. And opened half shut. And he drew in his breath. it out. And was still, Then his nose en his eyes filled with tears. Then he opened his uth again. And wrinkled up hisface. And dre in his breath. “And drew it in again. And drew it again. And waited Bod a second, And then let out bh breath, and blew his Then we both watched tbe play again. Columbis, "23 are often theatres pesn't concern us And fatter. An He was wate And then twitched ey Brooks’ Appliance, the modern scientific invention, the wonderful new discovery that relieves rup ture, will be sent on trial. No ob noxious springs or pads. Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions. Bands and draws the broken parts together as you would 2 broken mb No salves. No lies Durable, it Protected by U.S blanks mailed free. cheap. Sent on trial to prove tents. Catalog and measure name and address today. Mich comicbooks.com