Judge — March 13, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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IGE ity st March 13, 1920 Dartmouth Colle ing Husband: Why did you cut that with me to take a walk with that . Somberly? Young Wife: Mecause, dear, Mr. Somberly mist and I have asked him to analyze our sigament of Cologne. a by Neo Saw ave The Ye Granpa Ky Konr. Kino, College of Dentistry, ( niversity of Southern California [ SPENT a week at Granpa’s snk As be lay sick in bed \nd planned, before the okf man died To stop at nothii ill I'd tried Most everything I'd read 1 had called in a batch of * Does, Aol every diagnosis They made with saws and tubes and clocks, Disclosed, they said, with lots of knocks, Arteriosclery That frightened me to beat the band U hastened to a pri And bought an interstitial gland And planted it ‘neath Granpa’s band Before he bad arisen I watched him for a day or so i nd much misgiving. soon his hair commenced pen he sat up and said, Le I'm keen for some fast liv a week at Granpa’s side. avoring in vain p with his fearful stride Teouldn’t stand the speedy stride He's driven me insane Am trying For after wine He ran off with my wife At the Movies P. Mount—Gee, look at that final close-up! Arthur Craft—Veah, they must be stuck on each other —Cnas. AL Vranas, Cornell. ‘25 Cuticura Soap Will Help You Clear Your Skin eer ee MILLPOND ANOTISM FOR AN HOUR Om Two. THIS WAS PRACTICALLY | ree om W. L. Do: profit. las shoes are sold thro Stamping the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to protect his customers. W. L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-seven years ex- perience in making shoes, dating back to the time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of seven, pegging shoes. besides our own eS. for book CAUTION. — Insist u The name ani sole. If it hi BEWARE OF FRAUD. h 107 of our own stores direct to the wearer at one middlemen’s and manufacturing profits are eliminated. W. L. Douglas $9.00 and $10.00 shoes are absolutely the best shoe values for the money in this country. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the shoes in style, comfort and service that can be produced for the price. W. L. Douglas sh are for sale by over 9000 shoe dealers If your local dealer you, take no other make. Order direct from the factory. Send pt telling how to order m having W. L. Douglas price is plainly stamped on G, as been changed Or mutilated, bottom guarantees the best The quality of W. L. Douglas product is guar- anteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centers of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brock- ton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoe- makers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. nnot supply shoes by mail, postage free. President W. L. DOVOLAS SHOE COMPANY. [$8 SPAne STREET. BROCKTON - - Mass. More College Wits’ Contributions UCH a mass of material flood- ed in upon us from all the KJ colleges throughout the coun- try that no three numbers of “Judge” could have held the good things we wanted to publish in this issue. We have attempted to give a fair representation of the college wits of all sections and have used what we believe are the best of the submitted drawings and MSS., but the next two or three numbers of “Judge"’ will contain many of the clever contributions crowd 2d out of this issue. If you don't find what ant in this number, see next week's ‘‘Judge’’—and the week after that. phony Orch.) For dancing d new idea. It’s a slow record, newest number. WITH THE COLLEGE Wers. Do you know otsogood—Uh uh Punch Rael Kid- There are two kinds of girls: the ‘at Burns? POBLK. Notso Well, it does. —Yale Tiger ¢ that kiss and n Bulldog hallway ught in my your Il came with it, It meant Notta little “Cause you see she was my wif —Rryn Mater Gusk Pa Is Soured Non Va, what are myths? Father (we'll assume he h. Claus and ducation State College, boy in college) —Santa Gus R. Wrexs, Penn. comicbooks.com