Judge — February 21, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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winter clothing Because, like winter cloth- ing, Piso's protects young and old from the effects of winter weather. lieves coughs and soothes flamed throats and hoarseness, Always keep it in the house—its use often pre- vents little ills from developing into real sickness, 30¢ at your druggist’s, Contains no opiate. Good for young and old PISO'’S m for Coughs X Colds aa LEARN PIANO! fi Pe>4] This Interesting Free Book you can become a shitled player ‘every key. Pelly Wustrated music tree. Digdoma granted. jow to Learn Piano or Ore: ‘Secial Union Bldg, Boston. Ma morni At the Zoo By \outias S. ApKins Like to travel And hear the ibex purr And note the feathers on the gnu, Also the condor’s fur. » the zoo ‘The warthog’s plumage I admire, The tiger’s antlers, too. In fact, I never, never tire Of visiting the zoo, How to Get Out of Your Old. Job The Amazingly Encouraging Story of Ignatz Schmalz “From the By Joux Ciaran Hitoex Sese Of¢ Evans’ Brewery 1 Come” HEN the news spread around in our | W office that there was to be a new mail clerk, all of us fellows buzzed with excitement. What was going to happen to Ignatz Schmalz good old plodding Ignatz, who had been mail | clerk for thirty-nine years? It is true we had noticed of late a change in He was not a brilliant chap—no more ant than you or me. In fact, it had never rred to me that anyth ever could lift natz out of the rut. But recently he had scemed to perk up, as the saying goes. It just shows that you can’t have things hap. pen to you if you merely go around like a turnip satisfied with what the day brings. There must be an urge, a something from within, or from without, I’m not sure which—but there must be a somethin I determined to find out exactly how Ignatz had worked it. That afternoon, when the others had gone and there was no one in the off'ce but him and me, I asked him. Ignatz was cleaning out his desk at the time. He seemed a bit wistful. Which was natural, in a way, After a man has held one particular job for forty years, his desk is apt to hold certain associations. I slapped Igaatz on the back. | “Well, well, Schmalz, old boy,” [ chirped, | “cheer up. Your new desk will be a lot cleaner than the old one, I didn’t expect to see you move on, ahead of us all. What’s the big secret? How d'you put it over? I'd like a change myself.” | Ignatz stared at me for a minute. There were tears of modest pleasure on his cheeks, “To think of it,” he murmured, “after thirty-nine years!” | “Better late than never,” said I cheerfully. Tell me the trick.” It was this here book,” he replied, “that started it.” I picked it up eagerly. It was called “Be Big.” Reading at lom J saw such sentences as these | Never forget that you are vou.” 1 now is the bigger you you can becd “If you have an idea you are a better man than your boss, go tell him so. Tell him how to run his business better than he is running it and he will give you what you ought to get.” nly man superior to the you you are wise, “Breams’ Bi: ton price. §: es, and NI ate celery" SUBSCRIPTION | OFFICES: Maia, ofice— runic Boi ing, 225 Fifth Aveaue, NEW VORK. D to all Eeewent tore. 3 yo as connected with JUDGE ‘eredeatial’ 4228 Fifth wick Bt + Chicago; Henry Bide, 1S cents each 9 peg agate tine DRESS? “Subscriber's olf address as well ew must be sent in with request for the change. Also A\ C.H. EVANS & FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHECONA EVANS ALE Why Defer the Pleasure? t Leading Hotels, Restaurants and De SON: Estab, 1786 HUDSON, N.Y. It was full of things like that. Very practical Yet intensely simple. A congressman could have understood it. “This is great stuff!” I bubbled. “Tt certainly done the business for me,” Ignatz, *May I borrow 1?” “Tam going to get a copy for everybody in the office,”, said Ignatz, with a gleam of inno- cent philanthropy in his little yellow eyes “That one’s yours.” What did you do?” I asked gratefully 30 and tell the old man a few things? He nodded. And emitted a little sneering chuckle, as who should say: “You should have heard it.” “How did he take it?” My i thoroughly roused. What Ignatz could could do, thought I to myself. “What did he say?” It was like lockjaw 10 get the story out of him. ‘What did he give you?” “Oh, go to the de sudden p: when he’s got the bounce! said il!" screamed Ignatz. with ‘an’t you leave a guy alone sion. Safety First no longer advertise your winter “You resort as having air like wi ‘t_ want zing atmosphere.” we don to be accused: vi Aggravating “Why so mad?” “Jim just paid back the two hundred he borrowed.” I don’t see— “He borrowed it when a dollar was worth and he repays it when a dolla 50 cents. 100 cents worth only vertising Matters fer apearing om the fiah band ride of the a PE Earee trom ton days vo two ie for their eetcrm, if unaceepted Penn Tou, by Lealie-Jodge Company, VF: Post oftce at New Vort as Secoed class Mail'Atatten Ushed weekly by. Lestle-Jid fas Fit New Vor. John AT Melcher Prewteat, "Reuben P, Sick Secretary” ANE Rhitaven, Ve + all correspondence to JUDGE New York City 225 Fifth Avenue