Judge — February 21, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Art Students at Work——The First Methodist Church will hold a gospel service and church sociable Wednesday night at the church parlors. The mem bers will STUDY Miss GRACE SAXE'S OUT tune, after which refreshments will be served.—Montreal (Can.) Star. How Lizzie Was Hurt—Harold Brown of Green Street, met with a severe accident this week at his garage in Dover. N. H. He was cranking a car when the handle flew off striking him on the head and INJURING THE CAR.—Portland (Me.) ‘press & Advertiser. Somnambulists?—With worshiping eyes and aching throats we watched the long line of UNCONscioUS heroes march past.—Pictorial Revicw Magazine. Flue to His Job—It is painful to re- port that Julius Tannen has a cold of such dimensions and intensity that Monday afternoon at the Majestic it WAS POSSIBLE for him to deliver his usually effective monologue.—Milwaukee (Wis.) Journal. Sound Advice for Sword Swallowers Never eat pie with a knife. It’s all right to eat cheese with pie, but KNIVES should be EATEN ALONe.—IWinnipeg (Can.) Telegram. The Happy Middleground — The children romped through the park from three in the afternoon until almost six, enjoying every game from ball to rolling down the embankment KETWEEN mouth- fuls of sandwiches or hunks of cheese or dishes of ice cream. Orlando (Fla.) Senti- nel. How to Attract At- tention—"Stop your one-cylindered, — petty gossip and TALK on DISAGREEABLE sub- jects."—Rer. Mr. {Wade in Lansing (Mich.) State Journal. Back to Nature On Wednesday, De cember 3, the Harry B. Hendersons marked the thirtieth annive sary of their marriage. Mr. Henderson worr A WONDERFUL SMILE AND A BUNCH OF RED CARNATIONS in honor of the day.—Cheyenne (Wyo.) State Tribune. “Hunter petting an Earful—Wrima donnas are poctically licensed to choose at ran dom. Mme. Fremstad petvep worn x KEEN EAR, however, into Scandinavian, Czecho-Slovak, Russian and American possibilities New York Exening Sun. Her Short Range Experience— “We can only wait and see, for Trix was but a frail child, and this life sin and IN- FANCY was all she had ever known.””— Family Story Paper. Father's Bloom of Youth—She was followed by the bride, on the arm of her father, WHO NEVER LOOKED MORE. GIRLISH AND BEAUTIFUL than she did, in her bridal dress of white satin with trimmings of Irish lice and pearls—Big Stone Gap (Va.) Post Modernity—The following afternoon at half-past four two ELDERLY YOUNG PEOPLE stood outside the door of the Lux- minster flat-—New York Evening Journal. Postmortem Problem—A_postmor- tem examination may be necessary to determine whether the man was DEAD be- fore or after he entered the war. A Full Day for Ignatz—" Ose pay Last Curistmas,” said Ignatz, “1 went and paid the rent off my house for the month.” —N York Exening World. A Shake Down—* Pershing Shakes Hands with $5000."— Headline in Colum- bus (O.) Dispatch The Walnut Kid and the Texan Caption Writer good ing from a ‘Sink Box’ ata Flock of Ducks attracted by the Decoys Floating on the Water in the Great South Bay, Long Island, N. Y."— Houston (Tex.) Post. 23 Ginching the Tragedy—The police suy Odell purchased the handcuffs with which Kneip was manacled to a tree while the young couple beat him to death roux DAYS BEFORE THE CkIME.—Philadelphia Exening Ledger. Crab Mathematics—The list of Ger man war criminals to be tried before allied tribunals has been reduced from TWEL\V+ HUNDRED to THREE THOUSAND, the Daily Mail reported it had learned.—Seutile Exzening Star. Thoughtful Motherhood—“ As for me, there was no ‘first.’ When I began to think at all, after they told me that I had been as one dead for over four months, I was my husband and my t Fred, THAT CAME AS MY FIRST THOL The New York Ne More Doctors Are Growing Too Bold—Physicians said they hoped to HAVE the life of the other victim.—Phila delphia North American. Her Osculatory Orbs—When Arm strong came to bid her good-by and tell her that the rescue party would not return until the following day, si KISSED HIM with EYES that did not see.—Photoplay Magazine. If Mother Lets Her Go Out to Swim—The personality is all that the girl need worry about. Her clothes, if at all appropriate, as most girls can ma to have them, don’t count. She should go ahead and have her times WITHOUT rHem.——Detroit J Vigor Mortis —“1 shouted to the men to follow me,” he said, “and jumped to the roof of the adjoining building. I saw Cuillio, ONE OP THE DEAD MEN, packing up his tools when I fled.” —Phila- delphia Ezening Bul- Ietin The Thief of Time Since 1¢09 when Jimmy was sentenced with his wife, Helen Boyle. for kidnapping MINTY - ONE - YEAR - OLD Willie Whitla of Sharon, he has been model prisoner.— Titusville (Pa.) Her- ald. comicbooks.com