Judge — February 21, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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A Domestic Drama “Heordan kan du voce at indlade dig med Musets Tj i estepiger Hois der saa hacnder noget, javel da bfir det dig, som forlader Hye met en talfald ikkel {1 [tell you > will have to A Female Henry VIII—" Be careful in dusting those portraits, * said the mistress to her new help, “they are all old masters.” A look of amazement came into the girl’s face. ‘Gracious, ma'am!” she gasped, “who'd ever thought you'd beet: married all them times.” —Boston Tran script. Not Hard to Find—Billy- always seem to have good-looking office girls, Where do you find them? Boddie—Usually in the rear office ar ranging their hair.—London Blighty. Say, you Defined—Mrs. Knicker—What is col lective bargaining? Mrs. Bocker—The neighbors offering your cook a dollar more.—New York Sun All Over—Hearing a crash of glass- ware one morning, Mrs. Blank called to her maid in the adjoining room, “ Norah, what on earth are you doing?” “T am doin’ nothin’, mum,” replied Norah; “it’s done.""—Boston Transcript. Another Reconciliation Due—" The Glippings will probably have dinner at a high-priced restaurant this evening and then attend the theatre.” “What makes you think so?” “Mr. Glipping left. the house i huff this moring, vowing he was going to see his lawyer about a divorce, and Mrs. Glipping called out after him that he couldn't do that too soon to suit her.” Birmingham Age-Herald. The Byplay Minstrels—* Mister In terlocutor, can you tell me the difference between malaria and love?” “No, Mr. Bones, I cannot. Will you tell us the difference between malaria and lov “Malaria begins with a chill and ends with a fever and love begins with a fever and ends with a chill.” “Mister Cho Kimoff will now render that pathetic ballad, ‘He Dodged the Saucer That She Threw, Then She Ci : “Darling, | Have Missed You cinnati Enquirer His Smoke Screen—“Do you regard tobacco as injurious?” “Unquestionably,” answered Mr Meekion. “My smoking has done ter rible damage to the parlor curtains and my wife's disposition.” —Washington Star. A Martyr Wife Do you expect to get to heaven by hanging on to my skirts? Hub—No; Si. Peter the Vranscript. but 1 might by: showing bills for. them —Bost Love's Bondage—W illic—Vaw, what is a white slave? ’e—A white slave is any salaried man who has a large family, my son— Cincinnati Enquirer. All Settled — Father — You won't marry Henri because he has red hair You don’t want M. Dupont because he has gray hair. I’ve no patience with you Daughter—Oh, papa! Faiher—So now I have found a hus band for you who has no hair at all! Ruy Blas (Paris). True Affection—“He seems very fond of his wife.”’ “Very. Doesn't even find fault with the way she’s bringing up the children.” Detroit Free Press. Wuff!—“A husband leads a dog's life,” said Mr. Gabb. That’s right,” agreed Mrs. “He growls all day and snores all night —Cincinnati Enquirer. Gabb. Not Always—“In a strong speech your husband the other night advised using the mailed hand. “wish he'd follow that policy with the letters I give him.””—Baltimore American. John Bull Is Out In the Cold 9 eg comicbooks.com