Judge — February 21, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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On the Installment Plan “Na, har Jokan 1 di nagra barn?” a la di forste s-oblera di skaffa sey.” “Have they any children?” “Yes, that was the first furnishings they got “What did the Justified doctor Let nature take its course.’” “And he had the nerve to charge for advice like that?” Sure. He says if he hadn't along at the psychological moment his fool patient might have tried to interfere with} nature.” —Birmingham A ge-Herald. come As It May Be— Head Nurse—Isn't that man in there talking to the doctor the one that was operated on about a year ago? Foot Nurse—Yes; that’s the guy. I heard him tell the doctor he’s a gland father now.—Los Angeles Herald. He Was Positive—A young man con sulted a physician about “tobacco heart,” which he thought he had con- tracted by excessive smoking. “Doctor,” said he, “do you believe that the use of tobacco tends to shorten a man’s days?” “Do 1?” exclaimed the doctor, “I know it does. I tried to stop onc the days were ninety hours long.” Pharmacal Advance "Kasper (Stockholm) As the Cost Climbs—Granted that a doctor has found a way of adding fifteen years to a man’s life, could a man really afford it?—Detroit News. ly So—“ Did you follow the diet 1 advised? “Yes, doctor.” “Religiously?” “Why, tolerably so. I said grace about three times out of five, I should guess.”” Boston Transcript. A Lovely Bargain—A thin, anemic woman was accosted by her friend on the street: “Why, Mary, how pale and thin you look! I thought you were going South for your health.” “T was,” said Mary, “but my doctor has offered me such a lovely bargain in operations—a major operation for one thousand dollars, and, of course, I can’t resist that.”"—Pharmacal Advance Some Quarantine—A physician was calling at a house where a child had the scarlet fever. “You keep the patient away from the rest of the children, I suppose,” he remarked. “Oh, yes, indeed,” was the mother’s reply. “I don’t let him come near the others except for meals.”—Boston Tran- script. Studying the Future—*“Baby has the head of a poet or an artist,” aimed the fond mother. “That's a poor outlook for earning capacity,” said the fond father. “Look at his hands and see if they don’t show signs of his being able to put in a few hours a day as « plumber or a bricklayer.” Washington Siar. Rare Indeed—Mr, and Mrs. Joseph Joynt are rejoicing over a pair of twins; two boys that came to their home on Tuesday evening of this week. Both mother and children are getting along nicely, Twins are no new thing in the ynt home. They have three pair of them and besides the twins they have three other children or a family of nine all told. It is a rare thing when one family has three pair of twins.—Emmetsbure (Lowa) Reporter. New Form of Torture—“How did you enjoy your visit to the Blithersbys?” “Tt was an ordeal.” “How so?” “T had to sit through rooo feet of the bak “What?” “Film, you know, They were showing me motion pictures of the little darling taken between the years of one and three.” —Birmingham Age- Herald. Some Men Succumb Altogether | \‘ Z) “How t grandfather Yes. Only he looks older.”—Fliegende Blactter (Munich). bridegroom resembles comicbooks.com