Judge — February 14, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Drown by Hemwan Patwen Judgelets foun A. Sieicuer, President Revpen P. Stetcuer, Secretary erniton Maxwett, Editor J. AL Wauprow, Literary Editor Grant E. Hamatton, Art Director A. E. Rottaver, Treasurer Lawton Mackatt, Managing Editor LL Berlin society, take it from the cable news, is rushing to have its portrait painted. Artists were never so overworked. Germany’s evident desire is to “save its face.” * AND now they are talking of shipping us Australian fruit. Well, if a beautiful red and gold California each tastes like an old leather wallet when bought in New York, what—the mind staggers !—will an Australian cold-storage peach taste like? * . A forgot his purse. When he was about to be dropped by the wayside, the hen obligingly laid an egg, with which the man paid his fare. We hope he asked the conductor for his change. * « * F iels’ version of “Pina- fore”: Stick close to your desk, take pattern after me, And I will decorate you with the D. S. C. * rs “SE SK substitute for hand,” says London Lancet, in a recent article. Why not draw four cards? . . N upstate man took a hen into a trolley car, but ROM the Josephus Dan- N automobile man speaks of the “personality” of a car. Some cars, their owners are convinced, have more than mere personality; they have “temperament.” As much of it as an opera singer. THE still climbing cost of shoe leather seems to have no deterring effect upon boot-legging. Drown by BR. B. Poise ' Saturpay AFTERNOON If Willie’s and Johnny’s plan works out “ A WAGGISH type-setting machine drops hot metal in such profusion that Senator Smoot of Utah comes out in a Washington despatch as “Senator Smooth.” Not a bad bit of description, that. + . * HE silver service given by the state of Arizona w the great battleship of that name included a punch bowl thirty inches wide and twenty inches deep. ft will make a good goal for the ship’s basket ball squad. . * * Iv. deciding to make his home at Lincoln, Neb., General Pershing runs a chance of getting in bad with that other military celebrity, Colonel Bryan. Colonel Bryan wishes it distinctly understood that Lincoln, Neb., is copyrighted in his name. . « CROWD of people, in- A cluding policemen, _ re- cently watched a duel in Rome under the impression that it was a movie play in the making. It doesn’t pay these days to have a hair- trigger sense of honor. Gen- tlemen with good\ Toledo blades may as well have them ground down into safe- ty razors. * A BACTERIOLOGIST has created a new species of microbes by crossing one with another. It is only a question of time when we shall have an annual Microbe Show in Madison Square Garden. } . . ASTRONOMERS have discovered a water vapor in the atmosphere of Mars. Possibly a sign that Mars is going dry. + . * * comichooks,