Judge — February 7, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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February 7. 1920 ence a ee Sweet Exoven “1 would like some ar.” “[ can’t let you have any to those who really need it.” We can only sell Lines to a Woodpecker * By Harry Hasicrox wiat joy to hear upon the city street Thy tap-tap-tapping 'mid the traflic’s din. Giving to passers-by reminder sweet That cold doth wane and warmth is coming in Industrious bird, how camest thou to choose The city as a place to bore thy nest? Didst come to tell us city folk the news. ‘The joyous news of spring, that fills thy breast? I do not see thee, bird of busy bill. But just to hear thy hammer cheers a chap; Indeed, o'er city noises, constant, shrill, I marvel that I even hear thy tap. *Written by a deaf contributor on hearing a compressed-air riveter at work near his office window Musical Item The program read: Walt: in A Flat. Said Patrick: “ Be the pow’rs! I'm bettin’ twinty dollars that You couldn't waltz in ours!” Don’t Wear a Truss Brooks’ Appliance, the modern scientific invention, the wonderful new discovery that relieves rup- ture, will be sent on trial. No ob- noxious springs or pads tan. €. & sa0ons Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions Binds and draws the broken parts together as you would a broken imb No salves No bes, Durable. cheap. Sent oo trial to prove it’ Protected by U.S patents. Catalog and measure blanks mailed free. name and address today. Brooke Appliance Co..409A State St..Marshall.Mich FOR MEADACHE ANDO NEURALGIA y K ANTI-KAMNIA ; /10¢ & 25¢ PACKAGES FOR AK TABLETS | sums na low an af trated and described. Baws .Cse Nomadness The nomad, his nomadam and their nomade: moiselle while nomadding one day were at tacked by a nomad dog—they had never seen anomadder dog. The situation was nomadden ing. They feared they would have to quit their nomadding and go toa nomad-house. But they found another nomad with a nomad-stone that nomadhered to each of the nomad-dog’s bites. and their lamentations were changed to no madrigals. They did not have to become nomadmen! Heartless By La Toucne Hancock HE lost her heart! She threw her heart away! They watched her do it in a blank dismay, But still, while they looked on, they raised no voice, Although choice they marveled greatly at her She lost her heart! She threw her heart away! The man, who seized it, looked as blank a they, And then he smiled. For hearts—well, trumps, you sce! us if in mocking glee. hearts that time were Barbarity The very best of friends must part And, though it grieves me to the heart It is, alas! Fate's harsh decree That I must part—must part—from thee! Ah! I shall miss thee very much For oftentimes thy tender touch Has gently—gently—stroked my cheek, And yet another I must seek, Another one to take thy place, And smoothe h soft caress my face! No more I need thy loving aid My worn-out safety-razor blade! nu Utaer for @ years has meant Complete Musical Outfits On Trial you may have your choice of instruments and a complete musical outfit for a week's free trial in your home. Outfit includes case, music rack, allaccessories, instruction book, etc. at factory price. Tremendous saving. Pay a Few Cents a Day does not obligate you. After trial return the out! If you decide to buy you may pay the low direct-from- t our expense if you with, wufacturer price ia montaly are iny. All instruments guarantees bighest quality mosical instruments, Send this Coupon 7° The Radeloh WarlitzerCo. Pot your name and address in the cou! ation, the interesting Wa ‘page catalog. Every instrument and outfit ii Mail the coupon today. ‘The Rudatoh Wurlitzer C. et snOnes Webase hee. Calon at We will mail Strect. Cocinnat Kress, Oto jones, Unicags, tilnets O Te Sticking to It By Harry Irvine Suvsway EHOLD the porous plaster! It’s only a little thing but before it will give up, a man many times its size has to take off his shirt before he can make it let go. Behold the automobile tire! It sticks around and never goes anywhere except on a blow out once in a while. Behold the flea! Ask the dog who owns one. Behold the dress suit! Guess we'll never be able to shake ‘em, Behold the hole in the doughnut! It remains the centre of distraction and you can't swallow it, hide it or give it away So Says the Maxim “L couldn't have been specding, Honor.” “But you say yourself you were in a hurry.” “Well, you know the rule, the more haste the less speed.” your comicbooks.com