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february 7, 1920 Cheering Comparisons By Lee Surrey THY wail about H.C. of L. When logic shows us very we might as well I make merry? Conclusi About it All pleasures are comparative, All troubles, too, and labors— We're happy when we find we live More pampered than our neighbors. Therefore, if you'll look back ten years And then ahead as many, The cost of living now with cheers You'll hail, nor curses any. For, seeing how each year and all Have kept us harder summing, The prices now look sweetly small Compared to what are coming. His Pitiable Condition By Tou P. Moxcas PPARENTLY, you have found farming a profitable and. satisfactory vocation?’ we said to the ruddy, square-shouldered, whole some-looking man * Alas, no!” he replied, as he turned the rich fur collar of his handsome overcoat up about his ears and prepared to step into his high- powered motor car. “For a considerable time I thought I had, but that was before I began to read the papers controlled by the Hons. who yearn for the votes of the toil-worn husband- men. Now I realize to my horror that I have endured untold privations and lost money ever THE BEVERAGE Tho alt- year-round soft deink The first man’s drink was water and grain. Bevo is the highest refinement of the natural drink of primitive man-« the accepted drink of modern America: a beverage with real food value. A healthy and substantial drink at the soda fountain, or with lunch at the restaurant ,a comfort waiting for you in the ice-box at home. Serve it cold Sold eony= hove Families vpplied by $roter drutgist and dealon tors are invited to inspect our plant ANHEUSER-BUSCH ST.LOUIS. since I first began to farm; that the packers have robbed me of practically my earthly commission men have skinned me aliv bankers have held my unfortunate nose down on the grindstone of financial degradation until, figuratively speaking, that useful organ is now less than five-sixteenths of an inch long, and Wall Street lurks right around the next comer fevour me blood-raw. “Indeed, I find myself, at the age and de- crepitude of fifty-two years, possessed of noth- ing but a fertile farm of six hundred and forty acres, with two slightly lesser farms on which live my sons, a few meager tocls and implements for working the land, only six-score or so. of cattle, a scanty collection of about a hundred hogs, some sheep, and so on, including only three motor cars, a few tractors, a skinny bale of Liberty Bonds, and little ce. Ah, sir, I know not what would become of us if we did not have the Hons. to so ceaselessly look out for our a cigar! They cost but half a , but they are the best I can af- So long! See you later.” | m) Too well te ownerless coat interests. dollar apiec ford Dr. Isaac WATT Thompson's EYE WATER strengthens weak. inflamed eyes, and is an ideal |, . Good since 1795. Keep your eyes well J, and they will help keep you. At All Di ists ‘Sent BSC Micon heist orice JOHN L. Drawn by RR. Fe rite for eur Booklet. ft te FREE THOMPSON SONS & CO., 168 River St., Trov. N.Y. “Twas ashamed of that old coat of mine, so I laid it as far from me as I could reach and 3 from it, so no one would think it mine.” nd the pla " lan succeeded, of cours acting that when she went out she took the Too Well ept One He Missed “Shakespeare used every dramatic situation there is.” “T have searched his works carefully but fail to find a pie throwing scene.” Someone was so deceived by my with her.” The Young Lawyer “Now, son, use tact in examining a witness.” “Tsee. As in asking a lady her age.” “Let the other side do that.” Instant Bunion Relief Prove /t At My Expense Don't send me one cont—just jou an 1 have done for over 72, ree. ow many stllelds or pads you ever tried w * don't care howsdimmnsted you are You have not tried my remedy an Absolute confidence In tt chat tai It to you absolutely FREE. T yet simple bome retmed promptly in plain sealed envelope. FOOT REMEDY Co. 2661 Oaden Ave. Dept. SB Miser | 29 Tue CHICAGO