Judge — February 7, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Mter Many Trials—“He took my ball,” said a youngster when reproved for her boy get it from him pea fighting with anc *Did vou try t ably?” “Yes'm.” “How many times did you try?” “TL tried once, twice, thrice and force and T didn’t get it until the last time Boston Transcript A Triple Alibi Teacher Bennie Beanbrough, were you making faces at Herman Hemmandhaw? Bennie—No, mam, T wasn't “He said you were.” “TL wasn’t, teacher ce I had a tooth pulled and I can’t keep my tonguc out of the hole and there is something in my eye and my nose itches so T have to twitch it.” on Telegram you Voungst A Revelation —* These modern French fashions,” said Lady Duff-Gordon, “re veal many beauties, but they also reveal many defects. A young schoolmarm skirt of the brevity that scribes, was explaining to a class of hoys the adverb ‘slowly.” “To make her explanation clear the schoolmarm walked slowly across the platform. Then she smiled and said to « freckled youngster “*Now, Tommy Ferguson, how did I walk?” “ Knock-kneed Tommy. —Lacka dressed ina fashion pyre mum.” piped little anna Daily Journal Doing Well—When mother and her brood started for town the weather was threatening, so she did not go unpre pared. In due time they stepped off the crowded train at the South Station. “Have you got all the umbrellas Johnny?” was her first question I should say I had,” said the box i had three when I started and now [ve got five.”— Boston Transcript. Subtlety told a fib, and had been commanded by his mother to go to bed in the dark He started reluctantly, and upon tak ing a long look at the dark turned to his mother and said “Mother, don’t you think you'd better come along and see if I really go to bed?” Pittsburgh Leader The six-year-old boy had stairway The Impartial Partisans Wot I like our side is that they y vy Bulletin bout the papers that a put both sides fair.” cher Can you tell me how any Commandments there are pil —Ten And what happens when you break There are nine left.” — Kar per (Stock Duty “What does my littl man want to buy today “asked the kindly shop-keeper, as the little boy entered “You bet Edo,” was the reply, “but ve got to buy London Tit Bits candy?" soap!” us Well fishing for, little boy? Boy—Sharks! Man—But there are no sharks in that little pond Boy—No~ nor nothing else well tish for sharks Just Man —What are you sol might just as Houston L Advanced Couriers" Are you ex pecting your boy to return home soon?”* Yes,” replied Mr. Glithery Has he been mustered out of serv ice?” I believe, but he’s in Amer ica and about a dozen letters have al wrived from different parts of France, addressed to Hepry in a feminine nd. 1 wouldn't be surprised if he turned up here at any moment now.” Ige-Merald. ot yet ready Birmingham Rightly Named—During the early days of the Fifteenth Infantry’s sojourn in France some of the men were used to carry up ammunition to the artillery At first carried only one shell, but hter they undertook heavier loads, until many of them were stagger ing along under the weight of four or five of them. Finally one of the soldiers whose back from the task stepped up to his sergeant. and asked: “Sergeant, how you all got my name on this list?” T got it all right,” replied the other * You're Private Simpson, ain’t you?” “Vee-s, sir,” answered the ammunition “But how you all got my name cach man was bent carrier, spelled “Why S-i:m-p-s-o-n,” replied the ser- geant. “That's right,” answered the sold wiping the sweat from his brow 1 thought) mebbe you ad it down Samson.” Los Angeles Times The Air Apparent comicbooks.co