Judge — January 24, 1920 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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1920 January 24. Good Drinkers Are Invited agreeably EVANS has anticipated their nd requirements in HRESIA to see how successfull tie FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHECONA EVANS ALE You wilt be surprised at the ! Proeresive CH. EVANS & SONS Then and Now By Fowann \ Time, A.D. 188So. The Head of the Family Squire Bixby tells me he has a place in. his household for a good, willing girl to sweep and dust, do the dishes and chamber work, wash and take care of the children in spare He will begin paying wages after and Daughter Sarsh may: have the situation if she wants it Bawsny -I have good news. and iron moments. two months. 1.D. 19. Bridget—U'm lavin’ in th’ momin’, Mum Th’ place ain’t bad, an? I like yez people in a way. but 'tisn’t as reprisinted. ‘There's 1 sthame heat in m’ bathroom, an? whin [cam sure nawthin’ was suid about my havin’ U fee an’ wather th’ Givary Rugged Determination Ry La Voucun Hasxcocn “Phe lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine,” Said the damsel with, oh! ‘Then retorted the man in the wickedest glee “The girls that kiss poodles shall never kiss such a fervor divine me! BECOME AN EXPERT Accountant sion University, Dept Chicaee tness Training Institution tn the Wortd Rely On Cu For Skin Troubles [an arnexises: Ointment: Aiaple cach treet “cetcar ROMEIKE'’S PRESS, CLIPPING BUREAU nd you all newspaper 1 ppings which may appe Brper and penotical of Barope, HENRY ROMEIRE, 106-110 Seventh Aves,” New York jose family resemblance and the test | The Good Old Sandman Ry Harny levine Saewwey iA PRETTY thought isn’t it, or rat concerned, wasn't it? ‘The her as far as we are now Old Sandman used to come on the hop with all the potency of the counting of a million sheep His work was swift, silent and sure Those were the days when we didn’t have to go out and get the cat and bring her in so we could put her out again, The only things we had to put out were our own two individual lamps We find upon arriving at the age of ts the Sandman is busy with other calls before he He is either unfamiliar with the new axes that reaches us. Colonial neighborhood in which we live or he’s just sick of doing the same old thing for us Perhaps he feels we are old enough to go to sleep for ourselves It is very distressing. We go through the sume old formula; the ritual of retiring isn’t by Bact Reacts The Thinker varied at all, Yet while the lights are out and everything dark, the expected Sandman fails to show up. How undignified when you stop and picture it, A full grown person, capable of voting the Republican ticket, laying flat on his back, waiting, waiting for an invisible guy withan eight-hour haymaker. He can do everything else for himself but dashed if he can go to sleep for himself, He has to get outside help, It must be that this Sandman has joined a union or something and has a new schedule. An Easy One ay W. S My first isin Joy but not in gloom The next is in Use when fun’s in the room My third is in Delight but not in sorrow, The next is in Get it! but not in borrow My fifth is in Everywhere—banishing Expensive *L estimate,” Bangs ruefully, “that advertising costs me about five hundred dollars a year more than I can afford.” dvertising? Why, you don’t adverti: . Bangs admitted, “but the milliners and department stores glo.” observed 3 As beneficial as a hot water bottle Because Piso*s is a real help—day or ty in Preventing winter's most frequent Tt allays coughs and hoarseness and soothes i tated “tickly" throats, Keep it always in the medicine cabinet. It may save a weary trip to the drug store at night. 30¢ at your druggist s. Contains no opiate Good for young and old PISO'S for Coughs & Colds Bought Any? Grand old Texas still reminds us How to make our marks in soil; And departing, leave behind us Derricks where we bored for oil Who, Indeed? I've been hearing right smart, yur of late,” remarked Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., looking meaningly at his wife, ‘about women’s rights and s‘periorities, and all such as that. Mebby there’s something to it, but just the same, who ever seed a woman that could tromp a rat to death, or shoe a line-back mule, or worm a fish-hook properly, or scratch a match whur it ort to be scratched, or kick balky horse whur it will do the most good, or sing bass, or take liver pills without gagging or “Well,” a trifle ominously interrupted Ux lady, as she grasped the handle of the fire shovel. “who wants to sce one?’” ‘Dumed if 1 know!” promptly r. Johnson replica aden oat fo ote es