Judge — January 24, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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KEEP ON DANCING Don't stop to start the phonograph—just use this little device and it make the record play over and over again until the machine runs down—absolutely automatic type of ¢ phonoyraph (except swings out the way when not in use, does not in any way affect the record or the machine. Handsomely nickel plated and will last a lifetime Fits any Edison) Sent postpaid on receipt of $7.30 with the un derstanding that if not satisfactory it may be returned and money immediately refunded. THE ELLINGTON COMPANY 80 Boylston St. Boston, Mass. | SLEUTH AUTOMATIC LIQUID sarot manent injury. Pertectty 74 je tocarry. Fires and recharges by putling trigger. Loads trom any haquld. Not According to Schedule By Vaestiss B. Gitweat A DARKY of enormous bulk, in frock coat and resplendent green tie, laid a gold- headed cane on the show-case of a little jewelry shop. “Ah done wants to hab de haid ob dis yere stick marked.” Very well, Sam; In ‘fectionate brudder Albert.’ rcross his eyes. “All right, Sam; want it?” what mem'ty ob lo you want on it?” mah dead He passed his great hand It war his’n, sah.” PU fix it up. When do you \h sh’d jedge in "bout a week.” Two days later Sam was again leaning heavily on the show-case. Ah done change mah mind ‘bout havin’ dat k marked,” he said. “That's all right, Sam; [ haven't started it But what made you change your mind?” | Well, y’ see, sth, mah brudder Albert, he st done escape THs amusing picture, in full colors, 9x12, mounted on a heavy mat, ready for the frame, will be “War Babies” Sent postpaid for 25 Cents JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York City Diplomacy The smart young automobile salesman was trying to sell a car to a farmer who swore he would never set foot of the pesky in one things. Other salesmen had tried and had failed Now, Mr. Cornsilk.” spoke the young man. This bar here is the thing here is the ‘wh ‘gid dap’ rod, ‘This iron pedal. The other one is the * k’ pedal. This tin box is the feed bag. Of course this jigger here is the reins. Perfectly simple. I'd like to sell you this little nag.” The farmer stroked his chin and looked like a man stroking his chin in thought Well, I dunno, young man. yes’ if you'd throw in a whip.” I might say Begging the Question She met him in a darkened room Said he, “I’ve brought some roses!” She answered with irrelevance, “Oh, dear! how cold your nose is!” Drawn by ATM Porrixe up THe Prices Are You There? Jessica H. Lowen the Einstein theory of relat test wonder of the scientific world show us that stars are not what they seem, because in coming to us their light is believed to be er, adu- ally bent or curved, so that by the time it reaches theeyes of the observer the body from which it nes is really not where it seems to be at all.” York Sun TWINKL twinkle, little star How I wonder where you are! High above I see you shine; But, according to Einstein, You are not where you pretend, You are just around the bend! 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