Judge — January 10, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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We will pay $1 each for « musing error of the types or a funny expression, JUL must be sent in to show the bona fide nature of the inclosed, and no material published as “ Bad Breaks” is desired by JUDG No We beg the patience 3.000 paragraphs on hand and can print but a few of these each week. pus that only mirth-provoking paragraphs can be published. eplable materia considered for publication. ontributors to this department. It is ¢ do not come within the range of this department. vstmark, determines their acceptance, and payment is made accordingly sherwn by the Unmannerly—This, as the Herald reminds the Times-Union, which seems to want a whole epistolary period to be run, was the assumption of Bryan, back in the days when Germany was sinking ships without men on them.—Tampa Fla.) Tribune Muted Outcry —A SHRIEKING SILENCE FELL BETWEEN THEM.—Household Jour- nal, Johnstown, Pa Every Morn I Bring Thee a Hot- house—" Who sent you the roses, dear?” he asked when he came in to sce me He had sent me some day.—Detroit before dinner. ORCHARDS earlier in’ the Journ Why the Hohenzollerns Were Ner- vous—Adalbert immediately left in TWO motor cars for Germany, The kaiser and kaiserin were very nervous.—IWash- gton (D. C.) Post. Quicker than the Dead—The DEAD MAN RAN about 40 feet before he fell, but still retained a grip on his re- volver. When detectives reached his side ey found it necessary to remove the gun, which he CONTINUED TO PLOURISIL while asking that they hurry an ambu- lance.—Toledo (Ohio) Times. The Careless Rabbi—Anaheim is to be favored tomorrow, Sunday, the gth, with three addresses by Rabbi Joseph Goldman, who has come here from Russia tell the American people of the crimes of the Bolsheviki. Rab! Goldman wis tire and six children at the the Bolshevik mob.—A naheim Herald. Fatally Robust—One only had to Jook at those lovely boys’ and girls’ faces, bright with intelligence, bodies strong with health, to realize the crimes com- mitted against others sO AFFLICTED.— Staten Islander, N.Y Ire @ ptable “ Bad Breaks” which may be clipped from newspapers, maguzines or books The original clipping. No rejected “ Bad Breaks” x Bad Bre been Bad Breaks il pay $5. break.” pur readers whose * Bad Breaks” h The editor of 1 great many duplicates of ; “Break” This Week's Prize ntributed by Watson ille, Ill. What is the Calendar Between Friends? “She sat thus, peering and buffing her nails with a large silver-backed buffer one Marcu day in early may, as an eye- challenging figure traversed the tiles and ascended the white marble steps between the clipped bay trees.” —Ladies’ Home Journal for December. Just Over Sunday—Prominent ple praD for the week-end, are:—Win nipeg (Can.) Telegram peo- Interior Decoration—The house was decorated in pink and white as well as REFRESHMENTS which were serve late hour.—Delta (Colo.) Inde pene May Fall from the Sky Some D: A manhole cover was hurled more than 200 feet into the air and NEVER RETURNED to the ground.—New York World. The Wicked Barred Out—It was de- -cided at the business meeting held after the address of Dr. Thomas that in order to raise funds for the Christmas cheer fund a cake-baking contest be put on. This contest will be open to every woman in Alberta, with the EXCEPTI those who are PROFESSIONAL CROOKS, (Can.) Herald, You've Had Your Heart in Your Mouth—Why Not Your Foot?—“I will have a feast in honor of Tommy's birthday; I will have one mouthful of hot root tonight if I never have one again in my life.”—Family Story Paper, stwood, N. J. For the h its source indicated in cach instar il be returned to senders unless postage is ks” in advertisements will here h epted for publication. We cannot enter into correspondence with Mere typographical mishaps c been received. Priority of receipt A Centipede Stunt—Glendenning said nothing. But he walked over to th lock standing on the mantel and place HIS SIX FEET beside it,—eurst’s Mage- cember, Every Man His Own Garage— Don't leave your auto unattended from you arm by strap or chain. Carry it secure under your arm and be careful to keep it closed rence (Muass.) Sun. No Need for Argument—Four bullet wounds were in the DEAD man’s body, and it was evident that he had KILLED.—Magnolia (Miss.) Gazette been Probably Used a Boomerang Bradshaw, tall center on the Dorp team, hit Marty Friedman over the eye when the Albany player had his ack turned.” —Times-Union, Albany, N.Y. Of Course It Hurt—Cumming’s words came in a HORSE whisper: “It’s Dex, it’s . But, Lord, you'd hardly believe it—and how it—it hurts me! Smart Set Magazine. Enid Was a Contortionist—Enid pushed her traveling hat farther back with one root.—New York Globe. The Nut of Knowledge—‘ I'm not going to talk very long, but if you get what I'm going to say in your HEADS ole thing in a NUT SHELL na (Kan.) Re publican, Early Bird Lyme—The Town Hall belonging to the town of Old Lyme will be sold to the Lowest bidder, M day, December 15th, at 11 a. m.- London (Conn.) Day. Pantheistic—Oscar W. Mapes, who was one of the originators of the Dairy- men’s League, presented a PAN to the committee for reducing the price of milk. —New York World. comicbooks.com