Judge — January 3, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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January 3. 1920 == 6s fabetihetateil ad lf 1 Is . n L a ’ Drwen by Wanxapae Rouras \ Mrs. Golitel = chauffeur of Mrs. Gayly ‘ Mrs. Golitely—Why he pays him five dollar 7 extra with the understanding that all fines are come f his wages Her Specialties By Tos P. Morcax M’* second-cousin, Fretty Fawlts, t IVE sfilicted with ancestors and an utter | lity to catch her breath,” related Hos- “During the day time she in formed the innocent bystander that she was related to the Pertwhistles, one of whom had been a Senator or a pirate on the high seas, or something equally as repulsive, and quite often it night awoke everybody around her with the startling announcement that she could not catch her breath. She would roust up her skimpy lite husband and scared. children with the declaration that she had not been able to draw a single breath for nearly half an hour, ind lecture them in a steady stream of words for another half hour on how they would feel when she was gone, slain, she carried the infer: ence, by their inhuman neglect. “The frightened children would shudder | until they almost shook the house, and poor | litde old Paul, her husband, would fly chattering cround, trying to do something for her, and she would clatter right on without missing a word or catching her breath, until she felt that they had been made to in part realize the enormity of their offending. Then she would drop off was ina tetter Smith. into an untroubled sleep, and leave them worry T never clearly ng about her until moring. COPY THIS SKETCH an do with it. Masy “Behold the power of unity,” de- clares the father to his sons, in Aesop's fable concerning the strength in a bundle of sticks as compared with the weakness in a single stick. This “Power of Unity” is of abso- lute necessity to the strength of na- tions and of business. It is unity of service which is the strength and value of the Bell telephone organization. If all your telephone conversations were to be forever with but one per- son, a single line would meet all of your needs, but nation-wide service requires the cooperation of all those served as well as of all those serving. & zB One Policy understood whether she decided in’ advance not to catch her breath on certain occasions, or whether she arose and prepared herself for it before enjoying another attack, but, at any rate she was always arrayed in her best- nightgown when Paul, who was fooled all over again every time, hustled in some of the neighbor women to see her pass away. “Well, Fretty went on for a good many years not catching her breath and glorying in it, but just before poor Paul completely petered out she burst a blood vessel because her oldest daughter, a scared, big-eved little girl, married u The daily operation of the tele- phone for usual, local calls; its vitally | important operation for the less-fre- quent long-distance calls; both depend upon the coordinated efforts of sub- scribers and telephone operators. Moreover, in these days of high costs, an economic and universal service requires from each individual subscriber his financial and moral support. Each community must support its telephone facilities to the best of its ability, if both it and the rest of the country are to receive the fullest benefit. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One System Universal Service a plain but serviceable young man, who would be good to her even though he had never been « Pertwhistle, not a lack cousin Fretty.”” It was the awful humiliation and of breath that finally killed Second Sure, We Celebrated “We incteased our family by one, yester: day.” “Did you celebrate?” “Yes; took the tarian oath, cut out the theatre, and halved our gasoline allow- ance.” The Strength of Universal Service| reer comicbooks.com