Judge — January 3, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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THEATRE COHAN & HARRIS fe. i nace COHAN & HARRIS Present THE ROYAL VAGABOND The Girl In The Limousine “100°, FUNNIER THAN ‘FAIR AND WARMER’ " REPUBLIC fenineSa0 ewe Ges A. H. WOODS PRESENTS West 424 Sueet Wed. & Sat. 2:10 THEATRE. 42nd St., west of Broadway A Voice in the Dark ins where all mystery play: HAPPY DAYS «i BARRY bay He HIPPODROME HAPPY PRICES, Seats x weeks ahead, Wisdom of the Foolish Ry Warnes Wooorery Lewts ISDOM secketh no man, but the den tist seeketh the wisdom tooth If possession of a wisdom tooth denotes a furnished upper deck, there must be a lot of toothless people in the world. On the other hand, there are a lot of wise men on our planet who have short sets of molars. A wisdom tooth sprouts when a young man reaches his majority. Thus the Greek gods reasoned that a young man with a wisdom tooth was possessed of all his faculties, but it’s about this time that a young man’s fancy tums to love. Central must have given the gods the wrong number. mats. EYE WATER flamed eyes. and is an ideal ‘ood since 1793. Keep your eyes well help keep you. At Atl fats or Sent BSc f.t.bowens sit Write for our Booblet. it te FREE JOHN L THOMPSON SONS & CO., 168 River St.. Troy. N. Y. Wisdom is an art, but it is not listed in the It is the science of knowing when to A wise classies. do the right thing at the right time man preserves the topography of his face by not speaking out of his turn. If Nero had been v wise gent he would have played a jew’s-harp instead of a fiddle when he had Rome served au gratin lhe Indians were a sigacious tribe, but they thought a man had to be gray on the dome be- fore he knew anything. In these sophisticatec times a boy is bom with his wisdom teeth cut and a three days’ growth of beard on his chin Solomon camed a lot of credit for knowing how to manage a Hock of seven hundred wives. Most of us are happy if we can out-guess one. \ man will never get arrested for hoarding wisdom, but those who do will never make a hit with the public. \ few of our senators are unjustly accused of the sume offense. Either that, or their wisdom teeth are plugged with German silver. Wisdom is skill, but skill is far inferior to wisdom. A lady may be skilful with a Nat ron, but a gentleman’s wisdom in removing himself in time proves wisdom’s superiority over mere skill There are a lot of wise men with foolish habits, including the wiseacre who misses the five-fifteen, This bird is as clever as an ostrich. If ignorance is bliss, joy ought to kill 1 lot of commuters every year. But men haven't comered the know market. The old ladies are reaping the benefit of modern wisdom The modiste shows them how to dress young. the toe doctor puts new pep in their . and somebody else shows them how to rejuvenate their faces. It’s a wise girl who can find her own grandmother in a crowd. The wisdom of a foolish virgin gave the world A mind-your. e covered with its mind-your-business curtains. business curtain is a thing of ls polka dots. .\ person on the inside can see out Drawn by W.0, Witsoy + The average man’s 30 fame and We'll | nd You a Lachnite but a person on the outside is still out wislom was electricity this lady would be a power hous Plato tried to spoof the world by telling us that wisdom is tattooed on our brains before birth, something on the plan of an ingrain met. But the Stoics disapproved. ‘They insisted that wisdom comes from personal con tact, and you can lay a bet that it does. A “wet paint”? sign won't make you wise unless you touch the paint. \nyhow. I don't approve of Plato. If you remember, he’s the dook who made himself famous press agenting for Socrates. When he rin out of copy he’s supposed to have hired a typewriter and written a book of wisdom for himself. This brought a higher mating on the curb than the stuff old Socrates left, but I'm waiting for somebody to prove that he bor rowed Socrates’ note a man isn’t suspicious he'll never b The Way it Goes By ‘Vexsyson J. Dart Existence, as we size it up In this enlightened year. Is ten men working busily While thousands yell and jeer a of how his spouse does the housekeeping N inab tett form rela been som itn star cate skin with tod unti lit LFOu wou or ¢ had of t into ng comicbooks.com