Judge — December 20, 1919 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Lecember 20, 1919 Tender Memories By S. E. Kiser TREASURE that was mine i 4 But be assured that I remem red our gladne h day of Dec when our honeys! s ended How glad you were, the What now you would consider splendid? igh they were 1 We travel on diverging ways, Your pleasures by another But trink $s which in t fr often if you save le one to scan with pleasure { Let Christmas cheer come with the thought That I, disconsolate and | Regret brought And wish y entment only Each moment for you, [am trying ake you think me doleful still charm you with cheerful lying D Diary of a Mustache By S.V. Benet FFEB, 15, My man forgot to shave this morning Feb. 16. My man looked at me in the mirror and smiled, kind of gentle, like a choir-boy,, and patted me and said: “Well—why not?” ay Feb.17. My man patted me a lot today 30 But when he woke up first he had an awful hard time finding me, and was sore. Feb. 18, All the people in the office are kid € ding my man about me now. It's great tobe a _ public character Feb. 19. Patted some Feb. 20. Patted some more. He reached up for me when he was talking to a man, but issed me, and said a lot of things. Told me he'd shave off if I lidn’t grow faster. What does he think I em . night-blooming cereus? I've a hard enoug life ny 3 eight-hour shifts a day and no h pay for overtime Still peeved with me. L’ll strike isn’t nicer. Wonder why Washington didn’t. grow a mustache? All those big men re stingy when it comes to little fellows like He was better today but s Good Lord! how much longer are you g to take?” Rested all night just to show hi He didn’t see any difference. What's the use of growing? They never give you credit. Gee—I h I were Pershing’s mustache! “ Feb Talked to a beard today. Said he , took months to grow and his man had to ive in a cave and pretend to be a wild man hile he was doing it. So there’s hope yet Kut my man never had any perseverance ROMEIKE’S PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU newspaper will send y ppings which may appear about you. your {nei pst on which you may want to be “up-to 4 periodical of importanc s searched, Terme $6.00 per to ROMEIKE, 106-110 Sevent: popes KENR US Aaa LS wa EGYPTIAN DEITIES “The Utmost in Cigarertes” Plain End or Cork Tip People of culture and refinement mvariably PREFER Dertes to any other cigarette wy A.B. Wacges Xmas Stocktnc look me toa barber shop. Barber I leave me on. Man blushed wel makes him and said Bet he was proud, though asked if he shou redder than hot t me all morning , and he swore All the same, I'm not a chil a real place in the world ML Quinn Conservatory. Studi> J FOR HEADACHE AND NEURALGIA / mg ANTI-KAMNIA TABLETS 10c & 25¢ PACKAGES' ASK FOR AK TABLETS | ful lot of trouble with Must be going calling. Ready to make my début in real society sure of myself Nervous, but The girl said I tickled. } i comicbooks.coua)