Judge — December 13, 1919 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Bulging Boys— Office boys, with LARGE CORPORATION ; chance for advance- ment. 1,000 Broadway, 8th floor. Helping Out the Milk Shortage— For Sale—Dairy cows, 13 head extra good ones, 1 high grade Jersey putt, 16 To 18 Gat. MILK DAILY. Bartlesville (Okla.) Enterprise. Light Infantry—Troops and reserve PETROLEUM were held ready for emer- gencies in districts known to contain many sympathizers of the striking po- licemen. Lancaster (Pa.) Intelligencer. Entomological—W ANTED—A real nuc and drapery salesman; must be thoroughly experienced; good position for right man. Oklahoma City Okla- homan, Soft Psychology—Musu INTER- EST—Great interest, it is said, is being shown in the prospective Applied Psy- chology class in Pueblo for men and women. Pueblo (Colo.) Chieftain. Animated Hose—The annual West- ern Royal Live sock show will open today at Spokane. Union-Star (Schenec- tady, N. Y.). Take Your Choice—Don't overlook either of these books. WittcHever one you take up first, you will turn with EAGER expectation to the oTHeR. Boston Traveler, Spare Tires—tie pouice STATE THAT A NUMBER OF EXTRA TIRES AND SOME ARMY AUTOMATIC PISTOLS ALSO WERE FOUND ON THE PERSONS OF THE ARRESTED MEN. Boston Post. Cereal Swearing—Hazel Swanson, being first duly sworn, upon oats di poses and says that she is the sister of Mabel. Minneapolis Jitney Press. Second-Hand Anatomy—WANTED Dodge —A used undertaker’s boc or Ford chassis. Call D. Hammels. N. )’. Telegram. Tug of War—Marriage Licenses— Frederick Strawn, Hellertown, vs Esther M. Haas, 223 Bradford St. Allentown (Pa.) Item, A Nice Transaction—B. Dunn and son, Teddy Dunn, of Buckhead, are in the city and have taken possession of the farm pecentiy purchased from A. B.C. Dorminey. Fitzgerald (Ga.) Enter- pris From the Bottom Up—The associa- tion insists that no standing room SEATS will be sold, but the enormous demand may force the decision to be broken. N.Y. World. A Vivid Portrait—The sheriff with the officers named above went out to the factory and secured a description of the stranger who was said to be a man about 40 five feet cight inches of height with light hair, BLUE EYES oF BUILD without a coat—Key We Journal, Breakers—CHICKENS with experience, steady good wages. Apply Globe Laun- Co., 2005 St. Dominique. St. Louis Montreal Daily Star. Submarine Song—"“O Promise Me” was SUNK preceding the ceremony by Mrs. William H. Karnes. Other vocal selections were sonx by Mrs. Gertrude Snyder sister of the groom.—Rochester Times-Union, Printed Food—Clyde Rebekahs are arranging for a meeting of especial in- terest to be held Nov. 17. Literary and musical numbers and REFRESH MEN WILL BE ON THE PROGRAM. S: N.Y.) Journal, An Historic Revelation—BERRY— At the residence of her sister, Mrs. H. Parsons, Mrs. MARY E, widow of Capt. E. P. Berry, U. S. V., who fell in the battle of Gettysburg, in the eighty- fourth year of her age. Washington Star. This Week’s Prize “Break.” Contributed by H. P. S, Fair- mont, Minn, Uncle Sam's Painful New Job “The administration is mak- ing it hard for the alien Reds. Why show them any mer Their purpose is destruction of our government and Uncle Sam should get busy and beat them to it.” —Fairmont (Minn.) Sentinel Most Thoughtful Burglars—Before the thieves began their task of looting the fur shop, they took every precaution of being detected and captured while in the building. Philadelphia Bulletin, We've Tasted It—It grades and sorts remnants, besides handling a gen- eral line of surrer LeaTuER—Hide & Leather (Cincinnati, O.) Avoid Trouble and Others’ Hus- bands—Young lady will take position as lady’s parlor or chambermaid, and care of wardrobe; reasonable salary and privilege To LIVE WITH HUSBAND IN EMPLOYER'S HOME; experienced. 560 World, uptown. + ¥. Sunday World. The New Woman—A Woman or Girl who can knit quickly and accu- rately for orrice rositiox. The Butter- ick Publishing Co.—N. Y. Sunday World. Two in One—When Skip departed this life the Colonel deposited the body of. his mourned canine friend in a PINE BOX WITH IS OWN and lowered it into the earth, with a solemnity by which his_ sincerity could not be doubted —N. Y. Tribune. ~ Self Entertainment—W alter Torphy is a GUEST AT HIS Home on Brownwell street. Fall River (Mass.) Herald, Rough on Crys—W. A. Crysler re- turned Monday from some cause un- known, and it is feared that it will be necessary to kill the animal. Cortland (N. Y.) Standard. Sad Ceremony—Mrs. Archibald R Kirk of Iowa City, formerly Miss Blo: som Lynch of this city, gave a 1 o'clock luncheon yesterday at Hotel Montrose. The honoree being Miss Grace Ives, a September bride. The table was set for twelve and included the nuriat. party and a few intimate friends.—Cedar Rapids Gazette. Poor Richard—Benjamin_ Franklin achieved IMMORALITY as patriot, states- man and philosopher. Minden (Nebr.) Courier. A Quick Mover—Rev. Reeser was born in Lorraine, France, Sept. 15, 1919, and came to America at the age of twenty.—Binghamton (N. Y.) Press. Proud of Her Husband's Figure— He alleged she insisted on his wearing a certain color of pajamas and white trousers and shoes when they went to the beach.—Los Angeles (Cal.) Herald. Books for Boobs—Twenty-five per cent of the employees of the McGraw- Hill Publishing Company’s plant and American noon Publishing Company's plant returned.—N. Y. Sun. Government Control of Weather— Fair tonight, slightly warmer in south- west portion; Saturday fair, warmer in the interior; gentle to moderate shifting winds, becoming cast and southeast under orders of State Superintendent of Public Buildings McGrath.—Kingston (N. Y.) Freeman, East Is West—Mr. and Mrs. William J. Sonnermann left last week to visit the large cities of the East—including New York, Crxcryxatr and Crcaco.— N Orleans States. Concentrated Trouble—One reason why so many applicants for insurance ¢ rejected is because kidney trouble is so common to the American people, and the large majority of those whose applications are declined do not even suspect that they have the pisease. It is on sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.—Brid: port (Conn.) Post. Hand Bawl—In other years, Prince- ton bemoaned and deplored up to the day of the Harvard and Yale games, has risen in a sullen manner and de- livered an ugly kick with both hands.— N.Y. Mail. Truly So—Durglary insurance com- panies declare they have been getting the well known “raspberry” so much since prohibition went into effect that now most of them are unwilling to in- sure containers registering more than the awrut 275 per cent of alcoholic contents.—N, Y. Journal. comicbookstcom