Judge — December 13, 1919 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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from newspapers, magazin twisted expression, JUDGE the bona nature of t already published as “Bad. Breaks editor of “Bad Break whose “Bad Breaks A Nice State of Things!—Mr. Smith is alleged to have violated the criminal ausing Hilton U, Brown, gen- ger of the Indianapolis to make false statements of the owner- ship of the paper, AS REQUIRED BY THE PostaL Laws.—I/ndianapolis Star. Reincarnation—“We Two” is the heading of a printed treatise on m: riage accompanying wedding announ| ments received here today from Bo: telling of the marriage of Fleischer, editor of Democré and FoRMER RABBIT, and Mal Leslie—San Antonio Express. Greased for Action—For cight months the Norwegian steamer Van: was on the Bristol channel rocks, now has been satven—Newark Star- Eagle. Cost of War—Paris, Nov. §.—The bloodiest battle of the Great War was the battle of the Marne. Official figures just compiled show the losses were: Dead, 329,000; wounded, 400,000. Total, $729,000 1. ¥. ing Jour- nal. The Long, Long Trail—When he struck Terre Haute he was on his way amp Meade, Pa. after having re- ted at Little Rock, Ark. where he is going for further overseas service.— Terre Haute (Ind.) Tribune. Earls to Burn—Lord Dunsany, who speaks at the Fontanelle November 15, is accompanied by his wife, Lady Plun- kett, daughter of a dozen or more Earls, N.Y. Mustrated News. Passing the Buck—California Gretel, world’s champion milch goat, also was present, and before the luncheon was sncluded Miss Poppy Davies of the Fairmont Follies milked the goat and passed 1 around ina silver champagne bucket-—San Francisco Call. In the Wrong Shop— rd Erick- son yesterday pleaded guilty to selling liquor tx oisteicr court and was fined $125.—Minncapolis Daily News. Roomy Nether Garments—Off came the cap with the wide visor. He peeled off the sweater over his hea trousers were removed uikewist.—No- vember “Red Book.” This department will be a regular feature of JUDG d all readers are invi We hav d to contribute. original clipping, turned to senc “Bad Breaks” in advertisement. department, some 2,000 paragraphs on hand and can print bi seith, contributo ors to His Murderous Charge—Mrs. Hirth was taken to Harper Hospital Monday night, by a taxicab driver who said she had killed him.—Detroit News. Piqued by Time—Experienced sore girl wanted; in lunchroom and bakery. Heitzman, 4811 3rd Av. — Brooklyn (N. ¥.) Standard Unio Rubber Necks?—Mrs. Hanson re ceived many Gikts, among them a hand- some rubber plant—Iorcester (Mass.) Gazette, Years of Discretion—The will pro- vides that the residuary estate is then to be held by the executor in trust and THE INCOME REACHES THE AGE oF 30 YEAKS, when paid for the support and education of the granddaughter.—H ud- son (N. J.) Observer. Ladies Please Take Notice!—Youngy talkative man wants work three nights a week. Write Y 185, Press office— Pittsburgh Press. A Mouthful—Shoots herself through mouth. \Workmen, on opening it, dis- cover body of few- Id child. — Headline C1 In Bondage—Bond bread is two Yeaws o1p this week—Adet. seen Bed-Spread Character—The look on the face shows the guitt within the man.—IVorcester (Mass.) Gazette. The Broken Playhouse—Theatre Parisien of New York 1N TWo Preces at Jordan Hall.—Boston Traveler. What Europe Fears—Europe fears Peace League will be tmPport unless U. is in it—Headline in N. Defying the Law—Vote early and keep at it on election day.—Iatertown N.Y.) Standard. Too Frank—Don't Kill Your Wif Let the Federal Electric Washing Ma- chine do the dirty work.—Atlanta Geor- gian. Imitating Juno—He came to Chi- cago from Brooklyn, where he was born, when 10 years old.—Chicago Daily Tribune. 2 ill pay $1 each for acceptable “ For the most amusing error of the types ora Bad Breaks” which may be clipped ree indicated in each instance, must be sent in to show ge is inclosed, and none onside: ¢ patience a few of these ¢ rs unte. Virginian Mathematics — Judge Guion held that in view of the official salary of the commissioner damaged condition of his fa alimony modified to $125 per month would be enough, being half of his s: ary of $400.—Norfolk Virginian Pilot. The Compass Boxed—Mr. Buck’s new home is an attractive five room cottage with a cellar in the north part of the town—Norwich (N. Y.) Sun. Critical Epilepsy—1 have a kind of fancy that Shakespeare meant him to be a mild, philosophic old man, making gentle jests among the tombs. The things he says reveal a certain amount of thought and a shrewd vit. Even Hamlet is obliged to confess that he must look to his words with himy f Evening World, Airy Apartment—WANTED— 5 or FOOM _AEKOPLANE, on an_ attractive ; $5,000. Will pay , bal- a nonthly. Address Re publican.—F Fruity Folk yed products, not the cold-p of canning, are responsible for the recent deaths of five people in Detroit who are ripe olives — Terre Haute (Ind.) Tribun Seventh Ay , & Trust Company building to the roof and did some stunts on the coping. Here he seized a rope and suxe him- self out into space by his feet—Beaver (Pa) Times. Cosmic Humor—To put into motion pictures a conception of the operation of comic forces would have been an un- imaginable thing a few years ago— Phila, Record Motion Picture Magazine. Texan Gall—Miss Daisy Polk, so- prano, a native n Antonian, who has Just returned to this city to live, after a number of years in New jal veston, and other Texas cities, will be heard in song recital Friday afternoon. —San Antonio (Tex.) New Spurning the Clock—All service men will meet at the Elks Home at 1:15 on the afternoon of Armistice Day ready to join the pageant at ONE o'crock.—Shenandoah (Pa.) Herald.