Judge — November 29, 1919 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York Killjoy There’s a copper haze resting o'er village and farm, And Jack But the gay charm y charge you twelve dollars for coal. Frost is exacting his toll, Autumn splendor is robbed of its Tie Dovcupoy’s Dream Disadvantages of Seven Dollars By Wittaa Wattace Warteiocs ID I do right? This is the troubling me. on bail, acted right. It was this way opt until we had had our lemonade did I discover that dollars in my clothes. The bill was brought to me and proved to be only $3.80. There was enough to pay the reckoning, but what about the waiter? Of course I could not offer him $1.20! On the other hand, if I gave him the minimum tip allowed by the Waiters’ Protective Union, there remained nothing for the hotel. I debated. Meanwhile the w r was waiti He was a very grand individual—no one would ever have suspected him of keeping seven children and two wives on pour boires, My courage sank. Silently, I pushed. six dollars toward him. With a frigid smile, he pocketed it. I arose. “Excuse me a moment,” and I walked across to the cashier's desk “Where is the house detective?” I demanded. cashier indicated a large, bulky individual near the doorway. question that has been I have just been released sandwiches and I had only seven I said to my Tiat Never Came True. —Gas Attack, sunsc! Rega OF" Bain omee — Brunswick NEW YORK. “European azet: «Cannon House, res ‘aual eash subseription price. $5.00, ‘iste United Staten. 1s dependencies dnd stetien To Canadian Provinces add £0 centa a year for postate: to all foreign countries add $1.00 @ year. Slagle copies of present year and 1915, 10 cents each; 1917, 20 cents each; 1516, 30 ‘Sentete Setting timp at eoectn wih FUDGE shea ORDO AGG ONTICESS tranwntek bg, New York: Iker Didg., Boston; Marquette Bidg., Chicago; ifenry Bidg., ESS: Subscriber's old address as well an the new must be sent in with request for tae cnange. Also garding Subscription and Editorial Matters gtve the numher appraring on the right hand Fide of the address On the wrapper. 1t takes from ten days to two weeks to make change © EDITORIAL OFFICE: 225 Fifth Avenue. New York City, TIL Be etad to consider jokes and Contriiutors: UDC stories. "To insure the return of unaecepted manuscripts: for that id be taclosed. ‘Copy LealioJudse Com Postomee at New. York aa Becond-clas Ushed weekly by LeslieJudge Company, New York. John A. Bleicher. President. Secretary. A. F. Rallaner, Treasrer Printed hy the Cuneo-Hennederry Co. ‘Address all ¢ wrrenpondence to New York City JUDGE Entered at the I! Matter. Pub- Fitth Avenue, “Reuben P. Bleicher, 225 Fifth Avenue nut Lam still in doubt as to whether | ‘Do Your Christmas Shopping Early Select all your Diamond, and Jeweiry kifes (rom our Catalog order tn us for mpt shipment. Your ered mod. 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I had not the courage to face the tipless waiter. Better, it scemed to me, jail and disgrace. Perhaps I was wrong. I don't know. I had only seven dollars. she said, and I was TO OUR READERS A bitter warfare between two union bodies in New York has caused strikes in printing establish- ments in that city and compelled many publishers to suspend pub- lication. It was neccesary for the pub- lishers of JUDGE to make an entirely new arrangement for its printing. With an edition of 225,- 000 copies a week, it was difficult to secure the necessary facilities, but this has been done. No issue of JUDGE will be missed! Some have been a few days late. We trust that our patrons will recognize the difficulties under which we have labored to serve them. We also bespeak fair con- sideration for contemporaries who have been compelled to suspend entirely the publication of recent issues through no fault of their own. 12-29-19 comichooks.