Judge — November 29, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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In CaseYou May Want a Drink KEEP A CASE AT HOME AVVO" “Never more sweetly eloquent than by the Winter Fireside” ORDER FROM NEAREST DEALEROR CM, EVANS & SONS Established 1759 MUDSON,N.Y, Engel Art Corners] No Paste Necoeo all kodak b-4 isethent to mount Why Betty Didn’t Go to College By W. W. Wuttetock HERE was a chance for serious study. There were no dances to speak of. There was a stiff course in Political Econ- omy. There was a series of lectures by Professor Slocum, who was ive birthday. There was an opportuni other than marria There was a prize offered for the best paper on the Theory of Determinates. There was a diploma at the end of four years of hard work. There were no boys around. to make a career One Explanation Bobby (reading title on what’s a wife in name only? Pa—Eh?—er—Oh, that’s the wife of a traveling salesman, m’ boy. FREE TRIAL Ct out tniead. ond mall it to ua, with Your name and nd we AMOUs. book)—Pa, last Tabloid Plays for the Tired Business Man (Continued from page 11) sinks dejectedly upon the sofa. Lota goes to the window and gazes upon the stirring scene below; the roll of the drums “mingles with the cheers of the crowd.) It is the Fourteenth Regiment. Georce (pitifully): 4/y regiment! Lota (excitedly)—(pointing) ; Oh look !— There's Cyril—and the two Stevens boys! Andt Sally’s brother too, —and Stanley! And if there isn’t dear old Aunt Fanny's nephews, —and Harold! Georce = (tras I can't stand i Lota (turning to him in sudde} ne: But you must, de: for my sa You must be b: jorge; you must be true to those ideals of citizen- ship that we have preached so long! On my knees, dear, [ appeal to you to do your du sa true American. I appeal to your honor—(impressively) —to your pledge as a Pacifist! Georce (springing up with sudden deter- mination): I will be strong, dear! I will fight off this unworthy impulse to go—(Clasping her ecstatically in his arms)—and stay at home! (Curtain) Ma and Pa They drive up to the house in style We all admire. Then father has to pause a while. To change a tire. ly) : Please, please, Lola; tender- But when he’s ready for the ride, With rising ire He finds that ma has gone inside To change attire. Ww ree! COHAN & HARRIS PUATES, gh ft Ss io COHAN & HARRIS Present The Royal Vagabond A COMANIZED OPERA COMIGUE “BREAKING ALL RECORDS" THEATRE. W. 42nd STREET ELTINGE Eves. 6:20. Mats, Wed. & Set. 2:20 A. H. WOODS Presents THE GIRL IN THE LIMOUSINE A New Farce by WILSON COLLISON and AVERY HOPWOOD TH E, 42nd St. W. of Bed: REPUBLIC fer taa Mactined 2 C3 A. H. WOODS PRESENTS A VOICE IN THE DARK “Adds New Thrill in Melodrama"—Herald HAPPY DAYS MATINEE. aT EVERY DAY THE HAPPY PRICES, FOR EVERY ONE HIPPODROME Seats 8 weeks abead Drawn by W, K. STARRETT “No, you mustn't kiss me, George, dear! engagement questionnaire.” 32 You must obey the law and file our comichooks.