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This department will be a regular feature of JUDGE. We will pay $1 cach for acceptable “Bad Breaks” which may be clipped from newspapers, maga. s or bo ‘s and all readers are invited to contribute. For the most amusing error of the types ora treisted expression, JUDGE will pay $3. The original clipping, with its source indicated in each instance, must be sent in to show the bona fide nature of the “bri already published as “Bad Breaks” are desired by JUDGE editor of “Bad Breaks” cannot enter into correspond whose “Bad Breaks” have been accepted. Sheer Libel—Minneola, N. Y., Oct. 18,— Lieut. B. W. Maynard, the famous minister, won the trans-continen- tal air race when he landed here this afternoon at 1:50 o'clock. The Kind That Makes You Twist and Turn—A white woman was taken from Post-office street to the John Sealy Hospital Wednesday night about 10 o'clock in the F. P. Malloy & Son am- bulance, suffering from the effects of swallowing acropatic acid.—Galveston (Tex.) News. The Brutality of Some Doctors!— An ambulance was called by Police- man George Johnson, of the West Sixty-eighth Street Station, from Roose- velt’ Hospital, and Mrs. Scott was treated for abrasions of the scalp, con- tusions of the body AND POSSIBLE IN- TERNAL INJURIES BY Dr. Kinc.—N. Y. ening Telegram, An Irish Invitation—FOUR rooms furniture for sale. Call SUNDAY AFTER- Noon on Monday, 114 Huron St. Brook- lyn—N. Y¥. Sunday World. All. Loaded—“Its harbor is mined, its historic tower, its city hall are mined, its, beloved churches are min and all its, * asserted the deputy. —N. Y. Tribune. Guilty Abnegation—“What we have brought to life, whether it te cuILT- encep securities of sacrifice or the un- redeemable trash of passion or indif- ference, is in the vaults of life for us to draw against until the funds are ex- hausted."—Journal of the American Pharmaceutical Association, The Marvels of Aviation—“Witt ne AMLE TO REMAIN IN THE AIR NINE DAYS, 495 DAYS WITHOUT TAKING ~ ¥. Tribune. A Bird of a Bundle—PACKAGE —Lost; containing ostrich; on Easton Av. Finder please return to Missouri Feather Co.—St. Louis (Mo.) Post-Dis- patch, 11-29-19 No “Bad Breaks” rejected We hav This Week's Prize “Break” Contributed Dorsoy 55 E. Forest Ave., Detroit Mich. On the Field of Runnymede? “Livers started out on his right end, fumbled, and Moegle gather- ed up the ball and ran 42 years before he was tackled by Leigh- ty."—Detroit News. How Many Corners Has a Mouth? —But the natives smoke them four times as fast as the English by putting one in EACH CORNER OF THE 1 and smoking them Fc AT A TIME.—Trenton (N. I) Evenis imes. Well, Fruit is Expensive—Her only ornament was a necklace of small rears, a gift of the groom.—Columbia (S. C.) Record. The Social Automat—The home of Dr. D, V. McClary in Evansville was last Friday while was at home—Rockport (Ind.) Democrat, Anything Can Happen—Men's White Envelope Chemise, trimmed with narrow lace and embroide i —Poughkeepsie (N. ning Star. Family Rows or Father’s Shoes?- New Haven now assumes the attitude that it is one of those dear old revered spots with traditions hanging from the caves of every house and hallowed spats visited by pilgrims from far and near.—IVaterbury (Conn.) Republican. _ At the Slaughter of Daylight—In it, TINCED BY THE BLOOD SITED OF THE FADING suN, lay the mangled body of Will, McNutt. — Ashland (Pa.) Daily eS. How Time Changes Some Folks— Mr. Duhame was formerly Miss Hazel Gainor of West Daly St.—Butte (Mont.) Daily Post. ill be returned to senders unless postage is inclosed, and none No “Bad Breaks” in advertisements will hereafter be considered. The vith contributors to this department. We beg the patience of readers some 2,000 paragraphs on hand and can print but a few of these cach + The New Order—They want a 44- hour week, time and A HALL for over- time, double time for holiday work, and more wages.—N. ¥. Evening World. A Valuable Gift—Mr. Franko sai THAT HE INTENDED TO GIVE YouNG VicH- KIN A MUSICAL TALENT.—N. Y, Times. Trouble Ahead for Their Parson— Splendid audiences have thus far greeted the new pastor WHO HOPES TO SEE MORE AND MORE of the members at each serv- ice me Virginian (Fairmont, W. a). Their Simple Plea—The insurgent faction, at a meeting with the Concilia- tion Commission headed by the Mayor, at City Hall last night, proposed that if the shipowners would agree to give the strikers 85 cents an hour and $125 for overtime, beginning December 1, the men would go back to work at once.— N.Y. Tribune. A Chip of the Old Blocks—Fritz Kreisler, before leaving town yesterday on his recital tour, completed, in col- laboration with Victor Jacobi and Wil- liam Le Baron, a New son for John Charles Thomas.—N. Journal of Commerce. Please Don't Crowd—Om ni ej har nagonting att uppvisa vid kreatursut- stallningen, kom i alla fall sjaly. Even if you have nothing to show at the cattle exhibition, come yourself.— ish North Star (N. Y.). _ Real Jazz Stuff—The senior and junior classes of the high school will give a masquerade and dance in the town hall tomorrow i WILL PE FURNISHED cuestea.—Troy (N. ord. 'Fraid Cats—The Ensley High football squad is scheduled to meet the bold and BattLescaren eleven from Tus- caloosa Friday evening at three o'clock on the T. C. I. field —Birmingham (Ala.) Age-Herald. comichooks.